nafen

minus the bullshit life’s great

[Seb 🇲🇽 @sabooschin]

this calls for another blank check

[Josh Reddick @JRedDubDeuce]

🤔

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

Me to the taco bell cashier

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

This is how I win

[aelita 𓂆 🇵🇸 @aelita1917]

late-night tv viewing watching is an altered state of consciousness, and i'm kind of sad that it has disappeared as a mass experience

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Thinking again about the midwest emo Beyoncé song

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

America 250 baby

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

i like the Sapporo tallboys. Those things feel like solid industrial aluminum. Yeah I’m drinking straight Boeing material

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

sometimes my dogshit timeline is blessed by a short reprieve of a guy just fuckin killing it

[niggas is devious @whatjesssaid_]

I finally tried Jeni’s ice cream. I understand why they charge $10 a pint.

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

they saying this is the reincarnation of william shakespeare

[soph 🏹 @zabikoz]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Love this movie to death and I physically cannot watch it again

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

“Wemby played 48 minutes, had 41 points, 24 rebounds and 3 blocks, changed 20 other shots and made a must-make 30 footer from the Curry spot, and by the end of the game the OKC fans looked like they’d just been strip-searched — anyway he’s our player of the game.”

[hannaheve @eviemoon44]

i distinctly remember my mother taking my hand outside a restaurant and saying very seriously "walk in like you own the place, and nobody will stop you. straight to the bathroom in the back." i was like 8. you have to know how to pee anywhere.

[້ @cuntclave]

y'all keep leaving my goat out of these conversations let's see where you'll end up

[UdT @useracquacotta]

La cucina di un appartamento in uno dei paesi più poveri ai tempi del socialismo reale è un monolocale che vi affittate a mille e passa euro a Milano

[audrey݁ @AudsTso]

i got a non binary plug named regirock

[csz @cszabla]

“airbnb hosts didn’t read news; couldn’t put two and two together”