Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua

francophobe, INTP, Pisces rising, rock collector, longtime swiftie, trophy wife, shrimp farmer, mostly sober, haunted by slugs

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

you played yourself

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

@wakeee_uppp Just a question real quick haha come see my friend

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

@Squeeze1i IT in like 5th grade

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

@216ers I do not fw my cousins in the slightest -white

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

@eternaltxts This is the plot of the x files tbh

[Clare 🦋 @SayWhatSugar]

Omg Dolly Parton and Carl Dean 🥹😭 from the Dolly museum

[outfit repeater @sofia_odis]

skill issue, not a real yapper #DeadHorseBeater

[tuco @artcvnha]

acabei de dar play no evermore

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

19 year olds shouldn’t legally be allowed to make any decisions

[Maria @mlstrat]

i have some terrible news about my eunuchs

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

@perclijah She has no tattoos or weird piercings whatsoever

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s genuinely sort of insane that Bob Mackie’s career spanned enough time for him to design for Marilyn Monroe and Madonna-doing-Monroe and Sabrina Carpenter-as-Madonna-as-Monroe

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i always forget to journal during the best times of my life so instead of having an archive of memories i'd like to carry with me i just have a book full entries like "today sucked shit" and "burned my eggs"

[uncle female @yoonogy]

I really don’t get the whole Diet Coke craze because if my highly advanced palette picks up on the tiniest bit of aspartame I’m throwing shit at the walls

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

Door dashing a stripper pole

[lucy ⸆⸉ 🌙 @lucysmidnights]

your hologram stumbled into my apartment-

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

David Bowie died in the Alamo

[world of tinashe @worldoftinashe]

every time Miley is about to start a new era I get this urge in me to remind the world of how badly they’ve failed this masterpiece

[Satan’s Favorite Chihuahua @radioratfish]

@thefateofv Bro I saw one to Marjorie! Are you kidding. Jail immediately

[✧✦✧✦✧ @VOIDTHROAT]

there needs to be a city you can move to if you're not a real person. if you're kind of a shade or ghost.

[Mississippi Rivers @MississippiRi15]

I’m a whore for loose change.