Claire Armstrong

YIKES

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

Fuck this country and fuck you if you didn’t vote.

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

If you don’t vote as an act of rebellion, you better be planning a fucking rebellion

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

I never matured I only learned how to hide my emo tendencies

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

Broke machine broke take your broke home

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

@JennaMarbles

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

I’m back @BurgerKing you’re about to catch a break because @DrPhil is about to catch these hands

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

@BurgerKing fuck you

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

“People who wear glasses are just people who don’t try hard enough to see” -Taylor St Andrassy

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

@nobrainmycar Is this a threat or a statement about your well being

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

GROVEL

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

Crust is bread’s shell

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

Gay for sharks

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

What can I say I’m a regular survival pro I carry wet wipes with me I’m prepared for the worst

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

I take pinky promises more seriously than I take the law.

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

@nobrainmycar Oh

[H.arder @girly_backpain]

Hoop?

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

All of the people who insisted they needed fidget spinners don’t use fidget spinners any more.

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

I’m 16.5 tiddies tall.

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

@BurgerKing GET YOUR GROSS ASS PRESENTS AWAY FROM ME YOU FOOT LETUCE LOVING FUCK

[Claire Armstrong @radish_dad]

@yaJOHNyaBELUSHI Generally I do too