“Boob” Radley

Where dreams die

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

Throwable boner

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

Clapping when the plane lands except I shit into my hands during descent

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

They say if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life. In that case my job is blowing guys at Red Robin for cash
#bogo #suckingmen

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We have a saying here in paradise valley, Arizona… if you don’t like the weather, shove yr finger up youre ass!!

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

Munching on these limited edition Donnie darko peanuts that giv you “schizoprhenia” and color your piss stream into the red white and blue tooth paste stripes

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

Girls get “bad dong” once and think it’s the worst thing since dickler, me and the boys get “bad dong” once and we find a new Carl’s Jr. bathroom

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

All I need is a cold beer, the boys, and the liberty mutual emu “limu emu” to lick the dryer side of my nutz

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

Everyday I thank god for how lucky I am that there’s a family guy

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

I didn’t mansplain shit your dumbass just doesn’t know how daylight savings time works. Dumass. stupid idiot.

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

Horrible feet

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Shake me out and watch cheese

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

All I want

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

I love it when tinder be showing me a dude in case I’ve “changed my mind” during my search for cheap hoobastank

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

It’s Sunday, which is like pre-Monday, which is in no way anything like pre-cum.

But have a nice Sunday anyways.

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

Ever had to go poop and you’re like “ah yes, I must poop” then you go poop and you’re like “ah yes, I have pooped” but then you’re like “ah yes, but what do I do with the rest of my life?”

Or is that just me?

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

Saw the queen of England nake and can’t stop shitting out Union Jack themed turdz . Fuck this

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This next tweet is for intellectual followers only

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Lawn darts

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Popcorn truck but pegging

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

To hot babe: “lucky you”
*reveals pants to show I have a lawn dart where my penis should be*

[“Boob” Radley @radley_boob]

Call the boys honey, lawn darts