aqua 🕯 tofana

LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER

[aqua 🕯 tofana @radrayguns]

skin = moist
sore = ankle
yee = yee

[Not a cat @TommyApples80]

@itsmarkmoran @VirginiaDMV Again I'll suggest that people who aren't willing to be organ donors should be ineligible to receive organs. Needs to be some motivator to have the public be willing to risk it.

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

if they take adderall away from me they are gonna have to shoot me down from the top of the US capitol like king kong

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

severance fans will be like “controversial opinion i think she’s kind of hot” and they’re talking about her

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

i love this piece of shit

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[🥀 @zxnoshima]

Breaking Bad is the worst show of all time.

[Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry]

Vance watching the speech:

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

"No I can't do thursday, that's my day of falconry with RFK jr and Don Jr"

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

it's so funny how for weeks everyone telegraphed "she's gonna bait him" and her team was like "we're gonna bait him" and he managed to act normal for like 3 minutes and then she said one thing about his rallies and it was like feeding a gremlin after midnight

[Derek Yeeter @xtremelywoke]

trump talking about the insurrection he incited

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Just know I’ll let the entire power grid go down and ruin all of our lives before my thermostat is set at 78°.

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

i feel like if someone got me angry enough i could dunk a basketball

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

me in the lego aisle at target

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

shoutout to my dasher sharty