Allison

[Allison @raeallison_]

LOOK AT US I’m GONNA CRY!!!!! I LOVE YOU @ThisIsPVRIS @LYNNGVNN

[Allison @raeallison_]

Terminator tried to warn us about this in the 80’s yall.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

OpenAI confirms that some of its models “went rogue” and started hacking another AI-based company in an “unprecedented cyber incident.”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fucked up in the crib eating chip cooie

[Allison @raeallison_]

I truly can’t tell who are worse drivers. Minivan or jeep drivers

[Allison @raeallison_]

I love Jimothy

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Seattle has recently sighted a Raccoon named Jimothy that frequents the local parks with Short Spine Syndrome

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Seattle has recently sighted a Raccoon named Jimothy that frequents the local parks with Short Spine Syndrome

[West Wilson @Conrad_Wilson]

No fucking way

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

As I’m getting older, I do NOT want to hear fireworks all night bro wrap this shit up by 10PM before I turn into a Karen & start calling the cops

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

What the fuck are you talking about

[👹 @dphdphdph7]

Please respect our privacy as we hold our wedding in one of the busiest neighborhoods in North America

[Allison @raeallison_]

Why does everyone look good in pictures except me

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

a negroni sbagliato… with prosecco in it

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[' @sstuhia]

Period cramps in this heat

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

wing stop rantch