rachel

(she/her)・25・queer・blm・menace at the local library

[rachel @raeoticgood]

slayed the house boots down houston i’m deceased

[rachel @raeoticgood]

My bf and I found a domesticated black and white rabbit in the stairwell of his apartment in Alexandria, VA. Animal control is on the way to pick it up, but if you live in the area, please share to help us reunite this sweet rabbit with their owner! #missingpet #missingrabbit

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

this is your yearly reminder that Molly Shannon deserved an Oscar nomination for her only scene in The Santa Clause 2

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“You’ll get more conservative as you get older” I definitely won’t but I am starting to appreciate Bruce Springsteen more

[rachel @raeoticgood]

points were made 👀

[Paul @bingowings14]

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling https://t.co/7g6bhOiYAN

[rachel @raeoticgood]

👀👀👀

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

I can’t believe I finally get to say this… The Loneliest Time (the song) ft @rufuswainwright comes out this Friday 🌙 🚀

If you like 5-part string sections, 4:30+ track lengths, and disco power ballads… you might want to check it out.

[rachel @raeoticgood]

@nottimbi timbs, are you telling me that it is a coincidence u wanted to have a Blue’s Clues b-day party?!?! i thought it was inspired by the movie 😭

[Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic]

Today after I left a classroom, a kindergartener chased me down the hall, saying, "You forgot something!" As a traveling teacher, I do forget things sometimes, so I stopped and turned around.

Kindergartener ran up, gave me a hug, said, "There you go!" and ran back to his room.

[Felipe T.E.A 🦖🦕👻🚫🖤🤍💪 @Felipe_DinoTEA]

No tengo tiempo ni paciencia

[caila 🔻 @HEARTAVl]

im gonna say it: a lot of u wouldnt care about clifford if he wasnt big. just him being red is special to me. but yall love a spectacle

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

GEORGE: jerry, i’m dating a na’vi!
JERRY: how are YOU dating a na’vi?
GEORGE: i got an avatar! it’s tall and handsome. she has no idea what i really look like!
ELAINE: i dated a na’vi once…let’s just say he never found my unobtanium
*kramer enters in giant mech suit*

[rachel @raeoticgood]

thee tiniest most precious 5 month old fell asleep in my arms, and truly, my baby fever is beyond code red, it is a color only shrimp can experience, and i need to be put on a watchlist IMMEDIATELY

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

This is why Quinta won an Emmy for writing

[rachel @raeoticgood]

wake up babe new heart breaking Star Wars lore just dropped

[kaia whitesun @padmeholic]

OH FUCK NOBODY MOVE AHSOKA WAS AT PADMÉ’S FUNERAL??? LOOK AT THE CLOTHES!!!

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

"i am tired of Venice. these people. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives"

[rachel @raeoticgood]

😭😭😭

[hannah🪩🐝🦷 @doompatrol2019]

chris pine is about to be so confused when he shows up today and none of his coworkers are speaking to each other