lil weirdo

reinventing the wheel to run myself over

[lil weirdo @raerith_]

period #breakfastsweep

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

breakfast is so important fr!

[olivia @nymphl0rd]

If your avoidant friend ignores your call or FaceTime just know that is a huge sign of respect in their culture

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up feeling like an acquired taste

[lil weirdo @raerith_]

@BayFaction DENVER 😇

[lil weirdo @raerith_]

blue

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

So I just finished my autism/ADHD evaluation with my psychiatrist today. Here’s a little glimpse of how it went.

Her: “Ok if I say to you 2 & 7, what would you say they both have in common? “

Answer in the comments.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[lil weirdo @raerith_]

stop putting that ugly ass girl with the watermleon on my TL

[beowulf 🐺 @howlidae]

social media phenomenon

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[katie @shedreamspurpIe]

one thing that fucks me right off is when people and businesses call sandwiches “sando” DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[$cottiewop @Bvckwityobitch]

I done left frenchies with so many bitches I ain’t co parenting no dog you can have that muthafucka lmao

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I hate looking at Hinge it’s like omg I could never love you

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i remember u from when we were bugs

[jake @wormpuller]

Smoked the weed that drags me back in time to the exact moment I bought paralyzer by finger eleven on iTunes for my iPod nano

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

[jár @jarodzsz]

watching love island feels like what i imagine being in remedial math class feels like