she/her

just be fucking nice

[she/her @raethedude]

bruv I jus feel hot

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

if I was President I would eliminate Daylight Savings and institute “chaos hours” which would shift the clock at random intervals every few days, announced via emergency broadcast system

[Charles Baudelaire @baudelairesbot]

Twilight, how sweet you are, how tender! The rosy glow lingering on the horizon like the last agony of day conquered by victorious night; the flames of the candelabra making dull red splashes against the sunset’s dying glory

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Capricorn: get it together
Therapist: I wonder what it’s like for your friends tbh

[kurtis conner bot @kurtisconnerbot]

not to get political or anything but.... dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks

[lleen cuisine @lleencuisine]

asking your parents to pay for therapy and using "you break it, you buy it" as the reason why

[kurtis conner bot @kurtisconnerbot]

god damn holy fuck life imitates fart

[Bearings @bearingsband]

Our new genre is

Foo fighters intro
Oasis chorus
Story so far verse
Blink-182 bridge

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

If someone ever called me an elder emo I’d probably shoot myself in the face with a gun and be dead

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

thinkin bout how sweaty Santa’s balls must be after delivering all those gifts

[alexis kimberly @notsixela]

pop punk guys be like "I know a place" and it's the backseat of their car

[Jarrett Adlof @JarrettAdlof]

We ordered DoorDash because we are hungry and figured the drivers needed the work or else they wouldn’t be working today.

We also tipped the shit out of them because it’s Christmas and anyone that needs to work on Christmas deserves that.

[she/her @raethedude]

@JarrettAdlof should’ve got it on video smh

[GL @gldivittorio]

Guys will be like this is my emotional support ex girlfriend

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

Covid seriously needs to just cut it out im serious

[brandon @brandonblakeIey]

I tried to dive in Cleveland and got dropped like 8 feet on my back. Bruised rib for the rest of tour. We have the best fans ❤️

[she/her @raethedude]

@JarrettAdlof yo you’re health is MOST important. Rest up so we can jam out in 2022 🤘🏻

[she/her @raethedude]

@stfumatthew Oh fuck idk it was forever ago. Ik it was a fucking vibe tho. It was snowing and you sat in your bug and just talked. maybe it was a hotbox idek

[she/her @raethedude]

@stfumatthew there was a vid you posted a long ass time ago in your big and it was snowing outside and you smoked. That was my fav video ever. vv sad I can’t find it anymore haha