Em Bea

alien space bat
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she/her

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

Isn't this that Donnie Darko song

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

(Real quick, abortion isn't always a "tough choice" or "heartbreaking" and that framing is so weird. Sometimes it's a miracle and a no-brainer and a straightforward healthcare decision for everyone involved. Abortion is healthcare and a human right.)

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

So true bestie 🖤

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

"I'll just give you a quick summary of the film" -my professor before giving a shot by shot recap of the film

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

ok boomer

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Who do you stand with? Paris or Pittsburgh?

If you support blue-collar union workers, if you stand for jobs, get your free bumper sticker here: https://t.co/WS98mc41SZ

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

The citizens of Pittsburgh say fuck you

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

Still thinking about the time my mom said "we're all gods children, you're not special"

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

Get you a boy who sets his alarm extra early so he has time to make you coffee and cuddle your cat before work

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

Your dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight...

[whalefact @awhalefact]

suck on my 13ft whale penis mr trump

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

Everyday forever, probably:

Me: *says something horrible under my breath*

Bf: everyone can hear you

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

Clapping during the Friends theme song - tired.
Clapping to Too Much Time On My Hands by Styx - wired.

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

Just saw a post like "if cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?" And it got me fucked up. Now I can't pay attention in zoom class because I'm thinking about how cows would have passed a green new deal by now

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

The bf said I'm awake! while talking in his sleep proving once again men really lie unprovoked

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

Bf: would you say Cardi bumps?
Me: excuse me?
Bf: like how do I say "Cardi B is fun to listen to?"
Me: she slaps
Bf: ok thank you

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

Bf said I gotta stop donating to Black charities otherwise WE'RE gonna need charity :(

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

My toxic trait is repeatedly buying fresh berries, never eating them, then singing "circle of life" while throwing out their moldy carcasses to make room for a pizza box

[Em Bea @raggedyem]

Y chromosomes be like 'sry' then grow a whole ass disaster. That's a genetics joke high five