Raghav Choudhary

Self-love seems so often unrequited.

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Billions of girls in the world, and yet I still only love 10-12. 😇

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Small talk everywhere else: "Nice weather"
Small talk in India: "Sugar kitni hai?" or "BP kitna hai?"

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Sooooo many people have Instagram accounts for their dogs, which is fine…but let’s be honest, not every dog has main character energy. Some of them are just Sheru, Jugnu, Moti or whatever

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Economy so bad that scam texts went from “You’ve won $100k lottery” to “Job available $19/hour.”

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Adult version of spoiling myself.

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Weird how every girl's height ends with "and a half".
It’s never 5’2”. It’s always 5’2 and a half.
And they still need a stool to reach the top shelf.

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

@MarkJCarney Please start taking control of our present too.

[Mark Reid 🇨🇦 @MarkReid42]

You're either pissed at the current state of Canada, or you're simply clueless to what is going on!

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Religion

[Alvin Foo @alvinfoo]

If all humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which industry would collapse first?

My vote?

The “I’m 5 minutes away” industry.

It would be bankrupt before lunchtime.

But let’s consider the competition:

📢 Advertising
“Results may vary.”
Actually… they vary a lot.

🏛️ Politics
Campaign promises would become refreshingly brief.

💼 Corporate Meetings
“This meeting has no purpose.”
“Agreed.”
Meeting ends in 12 seconds.

💘 Online Dating
Profile: “Love hiking, reading, and deep conversations.”
Reality: “I haven’t left my couch in three days.”

📱 Social Media
“Here’s my morning routine.”
Correction:
“Here’s the 47th attempt after deleting the previous 46 takes.”

🎯 Recruitment
“We’re looking for a rockstar, ninja, unicorn, and visionary leader…”
“We have a budget for a junior analyst.”

The funny thing is, entire industries aren’t built on lies.

They’re built on carefully optimized versions of the truth.

And if radical honesty ever became mandatory, the world wouldn’t just become more transparent.

It would become a lot more entertaining. 🍿

Which industry do you think would collapse first? 👇

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

@KatKanada_TM Only people to be blamed are those who vote for Liberals again and again.

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Now we know "Melody itni chocolaty kyun hai" 🍬

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Parle Melody sale 📈📈📈

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Jethalal should take guidance from @narendramodi on how Gujaratis can impress Bengalis. #electionresult2026

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Jethalal should take guidance from @narendramodi on how can Gujaratis impress Bengalis. #electionresult2026

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The same libtards that were hyping @raghav_chadha as the “future PM” after that perfectly timed PR blitz on cheap airport food, delivery workers etc. have gone awfully quiet, lol. Now that he’s aligned with @BJP4India, curious to see how fast the narrative flips. #raghavchadha

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

For all the Liberal AAP supporters! 🥱
#raghavchadha

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For all the Liberal AAP supporters! 🥱

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Weather so weird, I check the weather app more than Instagram.

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

It's okay.
There are times when YOU are RIGHT and THEY are WRONG, and times when THEY are WRONG and YOU are RIGHT.

[Raghav Choudhary @raghav5395]

Eid ki hardik shubhkamnaen! ✨