After you get married, there will always be someone prettier than your wife, someone richer than your husband.
That’s why you better marry your spouse for their soul.
So you’ll realize that no one on earth could ever be them. So you’ll stop searching and stay beside them.
The search never ends for people who are never satisfied.
There is a disturbing trend of young lawyers trying to be concise.
A 2nd-year drafted an executive summary for a banking client using bullet points and plain English.
She proudly stated that she reduced a 50-page compliance memo into a 2-page brief.
I asked her if she thought the client was paying $950 an hour for brevity.
She muttered something about respecting the CEO's time.
I explained that clients don't pay us to solve their problems quickly.
They pay us to make their problems look so incomprehensible that only we can solve them.
I made her rewrite the summary using dense, impenetrable legalese.
It took her 12 hours to bury the conclusion on page 42.
The client called me the next morning to thank us for our incredibly thorough analysis.
Clarity is a customer service concept.
We are in the business of intellectual intimidation.
A woman refusing sex is not oppression.
A woman refusing motherhood is not violence.
A woman refusing marriage is not cruelty.
A woman’s no is not an attack.
Finance Bill 2026.
Out of 347 MPs, only 162 showed up to vote on one of the most consequential pieces of legislation affecting millions of Kenyans.
122 voted YES
40 voted NO
185 MPs were absent
If only 162 MPs can determine the future of the country's finances, then Kenyans have every right to ask:
Why are taxpayers funding 347 MPs when nearly half the House is missing during critical national decisions? 🇰🇪
Update your partner. Not because they asked, but because they matter.
A quick text. A short call. A simple “I made it” or “I’m heading home.” These aren’t rules of a relationship. They’re acts of love. They say, “You’re on my mind and I want you to know.”
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30 years from now, we’re going to witness one of the biggest social experiments in modern history come crashing into reality.
Millions were sold the fantasy that independence would replace intimacy, careers would replace family and endless options would replace commitment. The applause was loud. The consequences are still loading.