Rahul Batra

Selling clarity in noisy markets.

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

The healthiest agency-client relationships aren't built on agreement.
They're built on the ability to disagree without fear.

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

Ad agencies worship poetry; modern markets worship arithmetic. Without basic marketing math, the poets go extinct.

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

@airtelindia hates relationships, let me explain why:
-buy a new phone, your eSim gets ported
-ported eSim doesn’t recieve SMSes for 24 hours
-No SMS = Can’t login to @hinge
- Matches think you ghosted them.

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

Before you send me a text, think how it’ll look on a screenshot.

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@banikatdadisco my old office was in B block. The views were impeccable.

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

made a bot that suggests songs as per your mood.
proudly made by @webchutney.

[Spotify India @spotifyindia]

Reply to this tweet with #PlayThisMood followed by any heart emoji and see the magic happen.

Tweet your 🤎🤍💜🖤💙❤️‍🔥💚💛♥️🫶🏼🫰🏽out to turn on the mood.

Let's play!

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

@spotifyindia #PlayThisMood ⁉️

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

@spotifyindia #PlayThisMood 🧠

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

@spotifyindia #PlayThisMood ❤️‍🩹

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@spotifyindia #PlayThisMood 💖

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The best thing I've heard on @LastWeekTonight goes "Every Ad Exec wants to write for TV and every TV writer is....dead inside".

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

@Muskanarora23 I don't think anyone would want to marry you tho

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@iamsexified Outlook is having a tough time figuring this question out.

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@iamsexified r/DidTheyReallySayThat

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

@Muskanarora23 @noahdonotcare #hert toh regardless hogaya

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

@GabbbarSingh Preferred Pronouns: Ads/Ads

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office canteen vibes are just 🤌🤌🤌

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This Friday, I slept by 11pm and I genuinely don't regret it!!!

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

Call me weird but being in bed by 11:30pm on a Friday hits different.

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

@suryamor2049 prawnhub

[Rahul Batra @rahulbatra65]

I'm so used to working till 2:30am, when i don't, it feels so weird istg