Rahul Mahajan

I love beating wives , be it yours or mine

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Dubious calculation RT @suneet_grt: @kavitashahi u should do a twitter swaymbar,i m sure u'll get a person100 times better dan Rahul Mahajan

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Humbled *bows down* !! RT @VanDiablo I must say though we hate Himess, Rakhi Sawant, Rahul Mahajan etc etc etc.. They keep us entertained.

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FYI Just finished reading Sex for Dummies RT @jahanbakshi @mihirfadnavis Must be hard to spot Rahul Mahajan *reading* in the first place,?

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@reluctantnomad There was no need to run , beating up men is not my forte :)

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@moifightclub Open magazine describes u as "Moifightclub, anonymous and vitriolic writer against Bollywood actors, directors and studios" :)

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@TheRadioJoker lol :D *pawnage*

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@TheRadioJoker Hmm , go out and see the world . Being a radio jockey seems to have impaired ur view . Occupational Hazard i guess !

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Rehman Malik reminds me of Ron Jeremy ! RT @gkhamba Talk to the hand #RehmanMalikExplained http://bit.ly/d0bPm6

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Okay imagined!Doesn't giv me a hard on! RT @rupalimk LOL RT @sanjivee: imagine how it would be if rahul and rakhi sawant wud get married?

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I agree wid ur hypothesis but disagree with ur pre requisiteRT @sanjivee Rahul can sniff heroin's sillicon asset if he marries rakhi sawant.

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@TheRadioJoker lol , i wish i could , but she is not my type , she is way too intelligent and articulate

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@TheRadioJoker U gotta watch Doordarshan to see how Anjum Chopra performs dominatrix on Nayan mongia

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By any chance r these life size dolls ?RT @diogeneb RT @JayHind: Katrina Kaif dolls launched. They are exactly like Katrina, only made of

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@poojabeditweets http://twitpic.com/2b0rrr - Wow !! Where's the other motor mouth Mahesh Bhatt ?

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@GabbbarSingh Gabbar , use ur horses !

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@Nishad_M Totally floored by your impersonation :)

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@ikaveri Confused by the response getting frm women on twitter, makes me wonder frm which planet were the girls brought for my swayamvar !!

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@BollywoodGandu U gotta read the Kjo lingeri guy's @shurru25 other tweets,To say that this guy is obsessed with sex wud be an understatement

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My motto of justice is "Tits for Twats ":) RT @desihitler Ab sahan karo "Rakhi Ka Insaf on imaginePata nahi kiska insaf hoga?Rahul Mahajan?

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Touched by ur affection :) Emotional moment for me ! RT @rokingrohab hi rahul m rob 4rm pakistan nd m a bigest fan ov u