Southern Rail Hulk

Train smash! Once a civil commuter until prolonged interaction with Southern Rail resulted in transformation into a rampaging anger fuelled existence.

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@SouthernRailUK where do rail replacement busses stop at Victoria? Thanks.

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@ThreeUKSupport Just happens every day 😫 But thanks for the info, at least I know why now. Smash postponed and saved for rail operators!

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@ThreeUKSupport SW11 2QP !

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@ThreeUK what is up with service in the Clapham Junction area?? How am I meant to see how delayed my trains are 😂🤔 ready to hulk smash my phone into #theGAP #confused #not4G #ThreeFail #SouthernFail

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@SouthernRailUK coach 78839 on the 06:55 HOR - VIC has a leak coming through the light fittings
💡☔️⚡️👏🏻
#whatarewepayingyoufor #southernfail

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@steveaustinBSR Mole close to the sauce. Podcast kills me every week, thank you #steveaustinshow

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@SouthernRailUK I think I know just HOW late I was home on Friday. How do I challenge this? Utterly ridiculous #southernfail #threehourslate

[Windsor Holden @windsorholden]

Southern Rail have emailed asking for my views. Do you think they'll act on my suggestion they lose franchise in phased renationalisation?

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

Heating on/windows open, overtime ban, strike on horizon... oh how I've missed the true face of @SouthernRailUK #SouthernFail #hulksbackbaby

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@SouthernRailUK can you transfer a paper season ticket to a key card? Card arrived two days too late after last season ticket expired. thx

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

GAT-VIC annual from 6th June. Pop up message says can get for free on key smartcard or collect from machine but no option to select either https://t.co/H89DwU22N1

[Southern @SouthernRailUK]

@rail_hulk What exact season ticket is it please? ^Amy

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@SouthernRailUK trying to order new season ticket (sorrow) but option to collect at ticket machine seems to be invisible?

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@BlacksHelpTeam Thanks, just sent.

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@BlacksHelpTeam

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@BlacksHelpTeam Hi thanks for getting back to me, twitter says I can't DM your account...?

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

@BlacksHelpTeam Hi, accidentally placed a double order and emailed customer services but yet to hear back... can you help please? tvm!

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

Delayed with no ETA. Thanks #southernFail , one final kick in the teeth before I can escape you for two weeks 😑

[Southern Rail Hulk @Rail_Hulk]

Travelling @VirginTrains makes you realise just how 3rd world #southernfail is. Even the toilets on this train have a sense of humour #bliss

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

Passengers reminded that if you are delayed by more than 15 minutes you could claim enough for half a curly whirly.

[BadSouthernRail @BadSouthernRail]

reports from our Govia boss that normal service will resume in 2018 are obviously a mistake. Normal service will never be resumed