Southern Rail

parody account, like the real one. We run a similar amount of trains.

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@ranjitnayar @RailwayNorthern Yeah, we are pretty amazing!

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@MatthewTinnelly We spoke to him. He thinks you're a dick.

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@BalooET @RailMinIndia @sureshpprabhu this is VERY disappointing. Can you provide further details / images?

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@pageywawa was there a question here Groucho? Or just having a moan?

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@Pitipui NOT nice Wawan! And apologies for the delay in responding (kind of our thing!!) 😉

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@lucy_ovh cab

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@HannahsRhapsody dress rehearsal 😊

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@john_gannon thanks John. We have immediately enacted disciplinary proceedings.

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@jpring44 yes Julia go on...

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@jimmyribs84 where do you think the money for delay repay comes from Jim? Clue: not our profits 😘

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@millhouseward @guardian @EnolaJon to be fair, we do normally cancel it.

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@embly99 a car / the road 🚗

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@voisardparsons To be fair Peter, it is a bit grim down your way..! Can you blame us?

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@stormofquiet simple really, they didn't turn up!

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@finkcreative I'll level with you Alexander....we don't give a fuck...🤔

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You lot don't half moan! 🙄 #southernstrike #southernfail

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Carpool? #southernstrike

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Holiday time 😎 #acas #strike #southernrail #southernfail #southern

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We've done guards, now ticket office staff, just drivers to go for the full house!😊 #southern #southernrailway #southernfail #southernrail

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@RebeccaEmilyS correct Rebecca.