Struan Mitchell

[Richard Cobb @therichardcobb]

BBC Commentators when England foul an Argentina player “He’s a little too keen there the little scamp”

BBC commentators when Argentina foul an English player “A brutal assault from that filthy little foreign lad who’s clearly still reeling about the Falklands or 1966”

[England @England]

Goal. DR Congo.

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

@LFC We scored a goal a few days ago. I think we can beat you. Play against us, please.🙏🇸🇲

[. @SCFCJosh96]

Paddington Bear discovered in South America in the 1950s = probably a nazi

Our RAF boys were right to attack him

[Stow AFC @StowAFC]

Stow 9 Coldstream 0 ft

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Police Scotland put 3 forensic tents in Nicola Sturgeon's garden because £600,000 of donations might have been used inappropriately.

Police England didn't even question Michelle Mone when she flaunted herself around London, she owes £232,000,000 to the tax payer.

[dylan @Dylan_SCFC]

https://t.co/ypOnn9cJOI

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

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[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Never forget. Vote them out.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. https://t.co/mNRsQ57iTF

[Struan Mitchell @rainbow_w99]

New Profile PICK

@IKE_Packers

[Struan Mitchell @rainbow_w99]

NHS: Don’t play with street dogs when you get to south east Asia…

What street dogs are like in SE Asia…

[Struan Mitchell @rainbow_w99]

Oh Sergeant? Someone from ‘Linden’ called for you.

[Struan Mitchell @rainbow_w99]

I have just witnessed a grown man eating popcorn in a pub… with chopsticks.

Should I phone the police?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is the longest-running live-action comedy series of all time

[Struan Mitchell @rainbow_w99]

Just to wet the whistle…

[Struan Mitchell @rainbow_w99]

@GreigFodd