Zoe Skyforest

writer, embedded engineer, musician.

she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

"Reassurance and support" seems so vague.

"Hey, I'm high as fuck and totally lost, is this actually a train?"
"Yes, you're on a train. Settle down, it's all good."

[Marcus Wong @aussiewongm]

Transport Victoria are advertising their new "Passenger Support Team" - badge suggests they're authorised officers but webpage suggests they're there for customer service. https://t.co/MeCDoBr90r

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

this is wild to me because in a past life, I did zero exercise for 3 months and had a desk job...

...and then ran 5k non-stop on my first try

[Light Bowgun Brigadier @SourceDuMal]

Couch to 5k programs really piss me off as a fat person that jogs because why in the fuck do they have someone running for 60 seconds on the first week of training?!?!

60 seconds of jogging is INTENSIVE for a pure beginner!!

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

@MukkyWaffle There's Monster Ball at the Pride Center, no idea how rad it is tho

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

@RNevalis @pssd_killjoy What test?

[kuro ⚢ @seraphicrott]

the gifted kid to complete and utter failure suicidal deadweight genuinely serving no purpose on this earth burden on society waste of a life pipeline needs to be studied

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

there was something really important i was supposed to look up this morning but I got distracted by a rattle in my car and now I can't remember 🥲

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

you can just go to the beach, it's warm now :3

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

@adrianfclarke I am hilariously poor on anything pre-89, but y'all have Laurence for that 🤭

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

You'll never pass as Australian unless you can correctly answer that the VE and VL were the best Commodores, with an honourable mention to the VT.

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

Real talk, the fifteen emails asking for feedback after PAX make me never want to go ever again

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

@adrianfclarke @Eric_Erins Will say that food in Denmark was both poor and horrifically expensive. But also my home dollar is a wet bucket of soup these days.

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

I kinda love how the tail lights look like one of those dodgy JDM rear end conversions from 2003?

[Jaan of EVwire.com ⚡ @TheEVuniverse]

I will forever hate the faux engine sounds they create for electric cars

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

I have waited. So. Long. For this moment.

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

@adrianfclarke Ugh, the worst.

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

Weird thing w/ pathological liars is they often can't admit a lie even if it would be advantageous to do so

Had a friend make up a nonsense story. We eventually caught him out, he admitted under pressure he lied, and then started trying to convince us it was true again. Madness.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

A big piece of missing context of You Can See Everything is that Elizabeth Holmes went to prison for 11 years only because she refused to admit in court that the technology didn’t work. She’s such a pathological liar that she tricked herself into 11 years in prison

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

@umbralbnuuy Solid effort, 7/10

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

Burned over a year waiting for a referral to come through with an appointment.

This hurts people. It hurts them badly.

[katie @LovejoyActual]

i don’t really like… care… ‘cos i’m on hormones so fuck them, but on a mechanical level it literally mystifies me how there can be a 7 year waiting list for a talking clinic to tell already transitioned people that they’re trans

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

manifesting some good emails this week

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

@MatthewBevan ngl F is where the magic is

[Zoe Skyforest @rainbowdefault]

How, though...?

hope nobody got hurt

[inner north gf @chikkin666]

Insane tram accident on Victoria Parade