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[Tiff Tiff Tifferoo @raincoatworms]

My daughter just came up to me in a ski mask and said "give me all your money!"

Then she turned around and said "you look broke, I'll try another house" as she promptly walked away.

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@EmilySm43 Fairuza

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@EmilySm43 Meo like Neo but from a meow meow Matrix

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@EmilySm43 Captain Jam

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@EmilySm43 Spiderface Cutie-Pie

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@EmilySm43 Professor Peppercorn

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@EmilySm43 Sirius Black

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Just overheard, from my 12 year old:

"Seriously, are we still aura-farming? In the BIG two-six?"

[𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆🎀 @iam_shammy0]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

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@MILEY0NCE We choose to remain oblivious because we just don't care that much, honestly. I hate the scent of most floral perfumes and some trigger severe migraines, but people who wear them don't care what I think either.

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@Introweenie Most of them are taller than me.

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What's it like being 4'11", you ask?

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Pauly Shore walked so Adam Sandler could run. I'm not wrong.

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@octopuscaveman Just substitute energy drinks for the beer cans.

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@octopuscaveman This looks scarily similar to a photo my daughter took of me sleeping last week.

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I made my daughter watch Growing Pains last week so then I was thinking about something new for this week. Found out it's streaming on multiple platforms for free. 🤪

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Bet you haven't thought about Perfect Strangers in a while.

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@atticustilted Once you go Balki, you never go back.

[Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking]

there's a special place in hell for people that don't rinse off the ketchup from their plate and just wet it and put it in the sink.

[Tiff Tiff Tifferoo @raincoatworms]

Does anyone else with ADHD hate cooking anything boiled? I'm a decent home cook, but I detest making mashed potatoes, rice, pasta and boiled eggs. They all confuse me enough to just not want to do it.