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carboholic

[katie o @raindancekait]

I think I exist solely to eat all the carbs that the people doing the Keto diet aren’t.

[katie o @raindancekait]

I need a pastel highlight extension for Word

[katie o @raindancekait]

“There’s stupid and then there’s fuckin stupid” - my dad 2020

[julie danielle @juliedanielle2]

Bobs Burgers being removed from Netflix is still one of the worst things that’s ever happened to me

[katie o @raindancekait]

my ny resolution is to make and eat more pizza whats urs

[katie o @raindancekait]

idk where people get the idea that they can be rude to customer service employees but those people are wrong and need to be stopped lol

[katie o @raindancekait]

goodbye to people who give minimal effort and expect maximum effort in return

[katie o @raindancekait]

when you are a person with a uterus and any time you get sick/feel unwell people ask “aRe U pReGgo”

[katie o @raindancekait]

@shelbyshaw_ I REFUSE

[katie o @raindancekait]

The only con I can think of about having a dog is that it would be EVEN HARDER to leave for work

[katie o @raindancekait]

car payments suck lol

[katie o @raindancekait]

idk but i fuck with hummus now

[katie o @raindancekait]

@shelbyshaw_ I live this dilemma

[katie o @raindancekait]

was eating half a pizza before going to the gym a good idea? stay tuned

[katie o @raindancekait]

listening to “your body is a wonderland” while eating doritos and lindor chocolates for supper

[katie o @raindancekait]

@shelbyshaw_ man every december im like it would be a nice christmas gift if they just said nah nevermind 😂😂

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Tired of explaining that "I don't have the time" doesn't mean "literally every second of my schedule is accounted for", but rather "I'm giving as much of myself as I'm currently able to give"

[katie o @raindancekait]

GOD BLESS CITRUS FRUIT

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Salem Witch Banning Abortion
Trials Rights
🤝
Men not knowing how things work and deciding that women are evil and must be punished

[katie o @raindancekait]

stop asking people when theyre having children tysm