Fritz Umbra

Approaching the Transcendental Object at the End

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

America is the greatest country in History, Right Now, and Forever

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

Whew lawd if I had known that coating the walls of the ovaries of women I hated and then throwing them off a cliff on to a big fire felt this euphoric I would have started doing it 6 years ago

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

Guys please test your young nubile gay prostitutes for AIDS 💔 this could've happened to any of us

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

@Spooklander

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

You ever think about brunette skinny foid with large breast wearing black dress and shades smoking cigar on your boat just off the coast of the futuristic metropolis you built ?

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

@Pearlita3000 Holy mackerel

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

I piss red, Im white, and I shit blue fwm nigga

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

I can bend all four elements: beer, coke, tannerite, and doordash

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

@zenithoptera I can see that

[saila @sailaunderscore]

We are going to Rape you with widely distributed prosperity, whether you like it or not.

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

If I see a man with a fully charged iPhone I immediately assume he’s gay

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

If you see this, post soldiers

[MechanicalBlue @MechanicalBlue1]

If you see this, post soldiers

[Rasdoodle art tips (parody) 🔞occasional nsfw🔞 @FlexuallyT]

for @Panzerfan93

The Swiss invaded southern Germany in his switzerpunk timeline

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

If I ever get married Im going to need two jobs: my regular one and the one at the railing her brains out all the time factory (my bedroom)

[Craft Lager Enjoyer @lost_histories]

This is what every Starbucks barista looked like before Obama ruined the country

[steaks @brigdeoverstyx]

No it was 271 thousand AT MOST, understand?

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

This bullpup is like a waking dream, raw Power

[John Galt @john_galt_42069]

>be 19yo uni student
>get into guns, think of design fix problems with current designs
>shelve drawings because broke and scammed by uni tuition
>graduate early, spend several years as code monkey
>late 20s, jeets and MBAs destroy SWE job market
>pull out drawings from a decade ago, start making 3d models out of drawings
>design new bullpup rifle from scratch in 3 months
>design barely works, since no exp or creds in MechE
>keep fixing issues and burning through savings
>start YT to document build process, terrible prod quality, barely get any views/subs
>finally get it working, parts keep breaking
>both patents granted b4 30th birthday
>make DFM, weight, cost optimizations, reduce parts count, fix breakages, continue testing
>start open sourcing parts of rifle
>still suck at marketing/social media
>looking for MFG to license

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

in the 50s, shrill harpy careerist foids who are fat today would be bdsm submissives and let you take pictures of them on the swing with their ball gag on as long as their hair was done up before you worked them for an hour then finished inside

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“I don’t wish this on my worst enemy” Ok well I Do

[Fritz Umbra @rainingtitanium]

im in love and its a new death metal band

[Marcel Deneuve @MarcelDeneuve]

"Coldness be my God"
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