Rian (paramore’s version)

It's like... what?

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

When they searched Ilhan Omar's house, they seized her passport.

That means she has a passport.

To receive a passport, she would have to show her Certificate of Naturalization.

If she has a certificate of naturalization, she was a naturalized citizen.

This ain't hard.

[Rian (paramore’s version) @rainorrian]

Niece was sitting on my lap acting like she wanted to get down so I put her down and as soon as her feet touched the floor she lifted them and yelled “UUUPPP”

[‏ً @justjargons]

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hatė.”

Rent is due, health insurance is tied to employment, groceries aren’t free. Yeah actually. Totally voluntary.

[Rian (paramore’s version) @rainorrian]

The only two things occupying my brain space have been 1. Glee 2. Elizabeth Holmes

[Rian (paramore’s version) @rainorrian]

Doug has so many of the same mannerisms as Baby it makes me a little emo I miss my girl sm 😭

[Negrodivergent @angryhalfrican]

Natalie Nakase when Gabby Williams misses a layup during practice:

[cj @wsgadIibs]

kaitlyn chen so funny for this 😂😂😂😂😂

[omar @zenssdayaa]

your transphobia won’t change the fact that shes a victoria secret angel and super model so keep crying

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

So, Benjamin Netanyahu just essentially said that if any future US president turns its back on Israel it will not end well for the US and he is already teaming up with allies to ensure a "proper response" should that happen once Trump leaves office.

That certainly sounds like a threat to me.

[queue without the ueue @queuebetweeting]

Sean Kingston was right. She’s so beautiful I want to kill myself

[𝙉ana⁴ Uchiha ⭐❤️ @_iluvnazk]

os transfobicos de merda jamais conseguirão apagar a deusa que é ALEX CONSANI !!!!

[WORST FAG || SCHOOL ERA💋 ☼｡˚❀ * ꕤ @dangerousfaggg]

“Bro does not pass” and it’s a literal goddess

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

The NFL and the Philadelphia Eagles almost killed Jalen Hurts for a Week 5 international showcase.

​The full details of what happened behind closed doors in London just surfaced, and the negligence is staggering.

​Before kickoff in London, Hurts was in a hospital bed until 4:00 AM undergoing emergency vascular testing. Medical staff instructed him not to sleep because sleep was considered an active health risk.

​Instead of shutting down their $255 million franchise quarterback, the team cleared him to play 60 minutes of brutal, high-impact collision football on zero sleep.

​Then, they loaded him onto a pressurized, 8-hour transatlantic flight back to Philadelphia.

​Every doctor on the planet knows that long-haul flights and cabin pressure are the exact triggers that cause lower-extremity blood clots to break free. The Eagles spent days assuring the public it was just a "minor, superficial calf clot".

​Now the truth comes out: the clot dislodged, shot through his bloodstream, and caused multiple pulmonary emboli in his lungs.

​Hurts is officially out for the season, placed on blood thinners where taking a single routine tackle could cause a fatal internal hemorrhage.

​He isn't just lucky to play football again, he is lucky to be alive.

​When the NFL preaches "player safety," remember this moment. They ran a human being into the ground for television ratings in the UK, almost lost him to a preventable medical catastrophe, and cratered their entire season in the process.

​Who inside that building signed off on letting him play and board that flight?

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Helping Israel is called aid but helping Americans is called socialism.

[mari ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ @legendcroft]

hunter schafer is prettier than sydney sweeney

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

You can tell he thought they’d just kick him out and he had zero plan to actually engage in a conversation. As soon as @AbdulElSayed answered the question and began pushing back he was stumbling. He wouldn’t even give his name at the beginning cause he knew his ass was cooked lmfao.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

There’s an entire generation of conservative white men who genuinely believe they’re the smartest person in every room they enter.

Anyway, Tommy listened to too many right-wing podcasts and Sunday sermons.

[vee ⭐️ @petitschaf]

this is the type of woman you build statues of. Write sonnets about. Fight wars over.

[✨️Claire✨️ @SteelCityClaire]

this is why they want to ban puberty blockers btw