Julie Roberts

I want to publish zines and rage against machines

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

@jro548 The problem is the facial expression, not the fish (the fish is a separate problem).

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

@jro548 👀 🫡 🏹

[Wake Meat Up When September Ends🌇 @meatsical]

I’m sorry

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

@blader Google voice will give away your number if you don’t use it enough. This is not a set and forget solution.

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

@sunflower_cait @Swilua My preschool daughter thinks she used to be a boy because her hair was short��� and her 2yo little sister currently is a boy because she doesn’t have much hair yet. 😂

[fran @galacticidiots]

It’s officially spring, meaning Persephone is back from the Underworld and at her mother’s house, so from now on every time the weather is unseasonably cold and dreary it just means Persephone snuck out to visit Hades in secret but Demeter saw it on the birdwatch porch cam

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

There is absolutely no reason that “spring forward” shouldn’t happen on a Monday at 4pm.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if screens bad why watching big screen while holding little screen feel so good

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

(This feels meaningful because we regularly have to sit in the cry room at her request/demand because sitting elsewhere is too loud/stimulating and even then trying to get her to sit relatively still and stay in one pew is a ✨challenge ✨)

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

We were visiting family during Christmas and went to mass at a different parish. 4yo was incredibly upset about not being at our normal parish and has since told me (twice!) apropos of nothing that she likes mass.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital https://t.co/Co58jbTnPx

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Parents, now is the time to be on guard. We are once again reminding you to be diligent about checking your child's candy throughout the Halloween season. Our biologists have just found THREE invasive bighead carp rolled up and shoved inside an almond joy. We are appalled.

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

*Jamie stretches*

4yo: “Daddy! I saw your muscles when you did that and you are very strong! You can carry anything! Good job!”

1yo: *starts clapping* “yay!”

Kids are the greatest hype men. 🥰

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

@jroberts548 I have zero context here.

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

And something about a homeless person showed up during adoration and don’t cast holy things before dogs which… ick. (I haven’t heard a full homily in 4+ years, but it all felt pointed during a family mass when showing up before the first reading is an accomplishment for some)

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

I think the homily at mass was about getting to mass earlier to go to confession and making sure to have reverence during mass, but I was busy trying to make sure one kid didn’t butt scoot down the aisle and the other didn’t run down the aisle, so 🤷‍♀️

[Julie Roberts @rainrose_bug]

@jroberts548 @ethawyn It will either be the softest caress or incredibly painful. There is no in between.