Rain Ultimate

The Lehigh Valley's premier rec league ultimate team.

[Rain Ultimate @RainUltimate]

When that one teammate winds up their IO break flick

[Abigail Thompson @abbyht02]

!!!!!don’t play mixed if you don’t care about the women’s voices!!!!!bye!

[Tad Wissel @DVE_Tad]

A 33 year old masters player talking to a 35 year old masters player.

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

“hope it’s okay I brought my own halo”

[Harris Yudin @hayudi18]

7. I'm anti-throwing at or behind players in general. But throwing behind a player because he hit a home run off a 47 mph pitch from a catcher is fucking pathetic.

8. There's nothing worse than a manager throwing his player under the bus when he did absolutely nothing wrong.

[Harris Yudin @hayudi18]

Me, waking up with side effects the day after my second vaccine

[AMP gone wild @PhillyAMP]

It’s primary Election Day in PA. Look up your polling place, and vote before 8pm tonight. https://t.co/E1MWRWYo5s graphic credit to Jake! @BOoTY_SWEAt_7

[USA Ultimate @USUAltimate]

UPDATED RETURN TO PLAY GUIDANCE: In accordance with CDC guidelines, ass is back on the menu.

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

Would humans have invented airplanes if birds never existed? 🤔🤔🤔

[Alex Marzano-Lesnevich @alexmlwrites]

Happy Mother’s Day weekend, the US is still the only industrialized nation without paid parental leave

[🅳🆁����🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

eating my food while the not fed cat watches

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Bubble Wrap https://t.co/o49DMjsq9C https://t.co/r0Jekh4CsA

[jmar (jmarrr.bsky.social) @Juhmarrr]

One of my coworkers is REALLY not a fan of thunder/lightning, so they took their laptop into the bathroom to continue working. I don't want to name drop this person, but I work from home and they're not a cat/dog.

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

After the Pandemic https://t.co/tfValBygRV https://t.co/y8ajyaYbeJ

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

The greatest trick Edible Arrangements ever pulled was convincing the world that sending fruit salad counts as a romantic gesture.

[🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye]

[into voice recorder] “a quarter pounder Oreo”

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Virus Consulting https://t.co/ZpK6f3eFnd https://t.co/SFRGF5QyO8

[Musikfest @Musikfest]

Get vaccinated, Lehigh Valley.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Weeks of paid maternity leave offered to workers:
🇬🇧: 39
🇮🇪: 26
🇦🇺: 18
🇩🇰: 18
🇫🇮: 17.5
🇨🇦: 17
🇫🇷: 16
🇨🇭: 14
🇮🇸: 13
🇺🇸: ZERO

We must end the international embarrassment of being the only major country on the planet not to guarantee a single day of paid maternity leave.

[Harris Yudin @hayudi18]

Eliminating MLB TV blackouts should be the number one priority for Major League Baseball. What a great way to limit viewers in the age of cord cutting 🙃