Raised Wrong

A podcast about growing up girl in the late 90s, featuring comically bad advice from old Cosmopolitan magazines.

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NEW EPISODE! Jeanne & writer/director/artist @juliavickerman trauma bond over the horror that is a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine.
https://t.co/llOYTCWnOI

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I had to come out of TikTok retirement to make this important content after hearing Stephen Miller’s wife called him a “sexual matador” whatever the hell that means
https://t.co/IJV8Fjwjib

[Mike Redmond @theredmond]

As a father, I am a sea of failures. But if there's one lesson I've imparted to my children, it's how to react whenever they see a Cybertruck in public:

"Jesus Christ..."
"That piece of shit cost more than our house."
"Look at this fucking idiot in his fucking dorkmobile."

[Jeanne Goshe @beangoshe]

Speaking of Senators from Ohio, today is a very good day to donate to Sherrod Brown’s campaign, for the sake of my home state (and the nation.)
https://t.co/NQLaH9c2NL

[Mike Redmond @theredmond]

Welp, just saw my first Cybertruck in the wild, and the idiots driving it clearly thought it was awesome that everyone was looking at them.

Not for the reason you think, buds.

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HELLLOOOooooooooooooooo Patriots!

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@alexsteed Iconic.

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NEW EPISODE! Topics discussed include ghost kitchens, cyber trucks, embryos, and women's sports. Plus, a 2009 Cosmopolitan magazine tells us what to do with our shoes and belly buttons in order to get hit on "all the time."
https://t.co/Gtb2hZXxpD

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@emilyagain This is an all too common occurrence. Thank you for raising awareness about this issue.

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@elizaskinner There is literally no age more middle than 42.

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@bobzyeruncle Best idea. And so much more appealing than writing a novel!

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What should Jeanne do before she turns 40? Note: she has 1 week and doesn’t really like doing things.

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@elizaskinner There is literally no age more middle than 42.

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@DrewHabits It’s not quitting if you never start! 🌈💫

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@DrewHabits Ooh that’s a quick turnaround, but how about an okay American blog post?

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@susanlorr Oh my god, a perfect answer. There are so many cat toys in danger of being lost forever!

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@anylaurie16 Jingle Bells by Barbara Streisand

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New episode!! Topics discussed include the millennial lol, cutting onions, Crocs, botox alternatives, woes of the Pacific Northwest, Swedish candy, Girl Scout Cookies, and more. And the 2005 Cosmo advice? You guessed it, terrible.
https://t.co/O87nAfA7aD

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

dear diary, it has been 437 days since my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. alas, I am unable to inform the police, for I am a mere woman.

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@alexsteed this is pure joy and I am horny for it