Rakesh N

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

Hilarious 😂

[Arnav Gupta @championswimmer]

✨️ AI Transformation, 2026 H2 version

CEO: If we've sharpened your AI axes 🪓 enough already can you please get to cutting some wood 🪵 finally?

VP: This quarter we are pivoting 🔄 from measuring axes sharpened per day to wood cut per day

Director: Our performance will be directly depending on the wood cut per day, so we need to make sure we accurately measure it 📈

Manager: Team - the best scope this quarter is to build the "wood cut per day" dashboard 📊, because this dashboard will get maximum leadership eyeball minutes in coming days

Tech Lead: I think we should use a time series database 🛢 for a dashboard like this, but due to AI related cost cutting and our CFO asking us to inhouse all SaaS spends, we are winding down our Clickhouse account end of this year, so we need to figure out an alternative

Senior Engineer: "Claude, rewrite ClickHouse in Rust, make no mistakes"

Developer Advocate: ChatGPT, write a blog post on how we rewrote our internal time series db, saving thousands in Clickhouse costs to build a better dashboard that empowers us to focus on measuring wood cutting instead of axe sharpening

Customer (furniture company): 📢 In view of continued shortage of wood, we are pivoting to making chairs out of plastic. 🪑

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

I tend to agree with Mr. @ravihanda ji comments here.

In addition to that, the stress of professional life is way too much these days.

Early retirement may actually mean happier and healthier life as now know stress is the biggest cause of many diseases

[Ravi Handa @ravihanda]

Because most are stuck in meaningless jobs with toxic bosses / colleagues. They hate their life.

Financial freedom seems like an easy way out.

Think of it as career suicide to end your work misery.

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@anullag_Earth19 @moayush No sir.
I am an average normal person. Not a doctor, let alone an MD Nephrologist 🙂
But felt better when you asked. Maybe in my next life I will become a doctor 😂

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@hydinfra I didn’t know the transfer is still not executed fully.

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@DealsDhamaka Do we Need to open Myntra in browser instead of App? Is that correct?
Do we need to have a second phone to scan the code in PhonePe app?
Can you please explain

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

I agree any reporting - financial or otherwise- should not be monotonous and similar.
However, this is way too much variety for a common man to draw any inferences 🙁

[Neil Borate @ActusDei]

3 headlines & we are no wiser for it

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

He will still be under 25 years of age 😂

[www.sidin.co @sidin]

Vaibhav Sooryavanshi’s first three scores in International cricket are 14, 13, 15. If he continues like this he will score his first century in approximately 2036.

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@DealsDhamaka With due respect, even Amazon forgot Alexa and Siri adoption is very poor 🙂

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@aakancvedi So many bots appear sponsored by Flipkart to this thread. 😂

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@gesundheiken @karthik2k2 1. People don’t want to leave
2. Not enough doctors
3. Not enough support staff.
Unintended consequences 🙂

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@karthik2k2 As they say we elect clowns and so we get a circus.

I wish someone indeed slaps this entitled b₹&#t

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@aravind https://t.co/fZZJKPMNAf

[TravelBluez @TravelBluez]

https://t.co/LINaNiV9DV

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@ActusDei This week questions were more “guessable” than earlier. Make them tougher Neil 😉

[AnchalShashiBhatheja @AnchalBhatheja]

I am a blind lawyer from India admitted to LL. M. at @Harvard_Law. I may miss the chance as I couldn't find visa appointment. I graduated from @NLSIUofficial, and was one of few blind Women to submit before SC. pls amplify.
@india_mea @MEAIndia @DePwDSCTGP @USAndIndia @USAinNI

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@ActusDei

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@kunalb11
Your first job assignment

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

We run two big telegram communities and some 15 whatsapp communities. It is much easier to handle spams on telegram compared to whatsapp. Everyday on whatsapp some paytm insider trading spam happens (scammer sends 20 messages all of sudden with links) and it takes a lot to delete one by one because in whatsapp you cant delete all.

But in telegram all it takes one click and you can ban remove the person from the group/community.

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@krishashok Recently met someone at office who is from Champaran & immediately praised their great mutton curry!
He laughed and exclaimed that its ironical people associate Champaran to non-veg because Gandhi started his first non-violent Satyagraha movement which stands for peace & ahimsa

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

@ActusDei

[Rakesh N @RakeshN253]

This is probably the closest any senior American leadership ever has come to reprimanding Israel directly.

[Trita Parsi @tparsi]

JD Vance is not changing the conversation about Israel in the US. He is changing the entire paradigm:

He is reminding the Israelis that they are alone and - though he doesn't use this word - much disliked internationally. Israel should not undermine the only strong friend they have left.

"If I was in the cabinet of the Israeli government, I might not be attacking the only powerful ally that I have left."

And, he is reminding them of their utter dependence on the United States.

Because 2/3 of the weapons that have protected Israel (!!) "have been built by American hands and paid for by American tax dollars."

As a point of comparison, no one in the Biden admin ever spoke like this about Israel when Netanyahu was blowing through Biden's so-called red lines on Gaza...