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[Dre Guevara @skiidmarxx]

everything coming out of robotics is being designed to hunt and kill you for participating in government dissent

[Oscar @divno_aine]

fallout 1 npcs

[OS2NOX @OS2NOX]

if zohran arrested benjamin netanyahu and forced trump to free him i think it ushers in the american socialist century bare minimum

[Skoog @Skoog]

this feels like a genuine artifact of the times. rarely do you see someone giving a party-line fantasy that's instantly disproved so dramatically.

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

Jerry Seinfeld saw a chance to fuck a high schooler and context didn’t matter beyond that

[Chuck Dial @chuckydizzle14]

@yonann Love how Jerry Seinfeld just gets a pass to be an asshole his entire life because he was the least funny part of an incredibly overrated sitcom.

[ouroboris @Warby_bo_bandY0]

@yonann Seinfeld, like most sociopath parasites, thinks he earned everything he has. To him, a 15yo getting screwed out of a leg up is just the natural consequence of being in the orbit of his greatness. But his greatness is being the most popular, least funny comedian of all time.

[KiTA @eldarmark]

@First_alphas There's a 4chan greentext about how Lego finally figured out how to sell to legos and it explains all of it.

Women basically took over administrative roles after MeToo, and women only want to replace characters with themselves, they lack empathy for others.

So they do.

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

We need to cancel Netflix for pulling shit like this

[Louie Mama @joemama157400]

@bennni_boi this niggas treating an autistic person like a fuckin avengers level threat, im gone 😭😭

[Weather2037 @weather2037]

@bennni_boi If somebody is able to type that fast on a tablet they are already too far gone, that is the muscle memory of having spent every waking minute from age 2-20 on an iPad.

[Bob Fudge ∞ @BFudge67361]

@bennni_boi Stay the fuck away from anyone who can type that fast on an iPad

[benni🌲🌊 @bennni_boi]

Watched enough bodycam channels to know this poor chap's about 2.5 years away from a Murder-Suicide

[Dioni, vuestro amigo.🇪🇺 @CeodeDionis]

Cada vez que veo una foto de Dua Lipa no paro de reírme acordándome del tío que dijo que a la gente que le resulta atractiva es porque no tiene adn Europeo que sepa detectar cuando una gitana te está intentando distraer para que te roben sus primos.

[hazel 🖤 @ddosdoll_]

THESE were the real roots:

[HowlingHemorrhoids @DeadlessHick]

I see this nonsense from a lot of accounts I otherwise somewhat respect.

I grew up in Colorado, lived through legalization, moved to SoCal, and now I am back in Denver.

I drive, on average, 100 miles a day, and work all over the state.

I cant invalidate the "experience" of others, but what I can do is push back on this based off my own lived experience.

Smelling weed in public, even near CU Boulder or at Pacific Beach, is so incredibly rare that it strikes me as unusual when it does happen. I was in Denver last night for a comedy show, didn't smell a whiff of the stuff.

My irl friends (who dont smoke) never share tales like you see quoted here, so its not a nose-blindness thing.

Its just a weird larp people who already dont like weed do on here. And based on my experience in life, I would rather have every friend in a gathering be stoned of their gourd if the other option is "one person shows up or gets visibly drunk at the function".

[jpeg @iheartknees]

Why do Mexicans think they’re white

[ōpōchtli @ralfyie]

Anti social retard journaling his daily outings and making shit up

[ϟentinel @sentinl_grave]

Playing categories at a bar. German couple got in on it. Guy bombs a Presidents round. Girl bet we’d name fewer Germans than her. Friends pointed to me. By round 30 of me naming Nazis she was visibly upset & her bf was holding back tears of laughter. I threw it some rounds later.

[Preto Don @DonTheCreator_]

no nigga is safe. she really dgaf if ur married, ugly, or gay 😭😭😭

[Acyn @Acyn]

Karl: Israel is a Jewish state. That’s in the charter. Do you support that?

Mamdani: I’ve said time and again that I support the state of Israel as a state with equal rights.

Karl: As jewish state?

Mamdani: I believe that any state that privileges one religion over another is one that I can’t tell you I support, whether it be Israel or Saudi Arabia or anywhere else. And a lot of that comes back to a fundamental belief that we should all be considered equal, no matter what our faith is.