Ralpha Male

Copywriter. Tweeter. #marketing #classicmovies #scifi #humour 🌈

[Canuckfan87 @canuckfan87]

@CatoAmerica instead of shitposting, go give blood, at least that is useful. Fucking vulture!

[CreativeTweets @CreativeTweets]

@AaronGunn I feel pretty good about Canada right now.

You're ashamed? Turn your car south and keep going.

[Paranoid Humanoid @DRodbone]

Why would the US buy crude from Alberta when they just stole the world's largest oil reserves at gunpoint? Canada's Conservatives are literally cheering for the destruction of Alberta's entire economy.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Well for starters...

[Ame Todd @ame_todd]

Why is this never mentioned again?

[Gator⚡Gum @gator_gum]

@MichelleLA1981 Lolllllllllllllllll - Back to back...

"muh minkkkkk"

"protect the ostriches!"

[Dale Thompson / Дейл Томпсон 🇺🇦 @daleethompson]

Their bodies, their choices, you fucking twatwaffle

[reia 💕💫 @reiaposting]

go outside man

[Billie Nelson @Mamabenergy2]

@PeteHegseth @POTUS OPERATION ROUGH RIDER
OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER
OPERATION SOUTHERN SPEAR

"What are Grindr Handles near DC for $800 Alex?"

[milly @milly72810023]

Was it linda or Karen? Or maybe it was Unlucky, or Your Next.

[capgpt69 @topshotanalytix]

did you serve? no? then shut the fuck up.

[MyFirstSocialMediaAccount 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @MyFirstSocialM2]

@andrea_wagner__ Oh fuck off and go back where you came from if Canada has disappointed you so much.

[Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @TheJasonPugh]

🚨HUMILIATED: Watch @PierrePoilievre stand in embarrassment after @BillBlair calls him out for the derogatory remarks he made against the #RCMP.

#cdnpoli #QP

[alex 🇨🇦🍉 @BiniIrl]

Is there a gas leak in this guys house

[Ralpha Male @ralph_obrien]

Activate hand lotion dispensers #TOSSatNight

[Ralpha Male @ralph_obrien]

Space. You’re soaking in it. #TOSSatNight

[Agent of Democracy @agent_democracy]

Peace in Gaza???? The place doesn’t exist anymore.

[Mike McMillan @Mike_D_McMillan]

Sheesh way to lie about basically everything. Apple CarPlay and Android Auto are free and so is connecting with Bluetooth 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[Leaf Singh @LeafSingh]

@myabradshaw78 You beg for money online.

This woman is a successful politician bringing her child to work for a visit.

You two are not the same