Race

[Pat Sajak @patsajak]

I’m pulling both “Sajak Sings Sinatra” and “Pat Sajak’s Yodeling Favorites” from Spotify.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

If Antonio Brown thinks he’s the first person to remove his shirt in the middle of work and quit in front of customers, he clearly doesn’t know about my Uncle Gary’s brief stint at Kmart in 1987

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

Tabloid journalism.

[AJ Spurr @SpurrFM]

“So Nick Saban is just allowed to assemble super teams with the Transfer Portal now?!”

Yes… and he’ll keep doing it. He tried to warn you.

[Tariff St.Patrick 💷🚶🏾 @Benzel__]

Ain’t no secrets in this chamber

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Laughs are cheap, I’m going for gasps

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

Stranger Things better release that damn season cause half those kids turn 39 next year

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Just had to educate the Socialist Party about capitalism and SEC championships:

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

Gta 6 dropping in 2025??? it better be an exact copy of earth and i better be able to walk in MY own house

[James @CaucasianJames]

did einstein have air conditioning or was he just doing equations with swamp ass all day

[𝙒𝙄𝙇𝘿𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘿 🐉 @chairmantee_]

This nigga had me feeling like a bum at age 9, I just wanna watch TV. 😭😂

[doomer @uncledoomer]

fellas, the women have you convinced that cargo shorts are unsexy because they dont want you carrying around useful tools and trinkets. dont be fooled