Ben Stahl

Lover of beauty and a beauty of a lover

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

The Roku free tv channels all have the most scummy, predatory commercials - aimed at scaring and scamming old folks, I’ve ever seen.

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

Lord Jesus once Victor Wemby gets a post up game it’s gonna be over for the league.

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

Draftkings commercials be like, “yes!! I win my bet for Evan Mobley to get 4+ rebounds at -455!!!”

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

I just saw a McDonald’s Monopoly game TV commercial and it looked remarkably like the ads from Idiocracy or from the evil corp’s mockup of their Oasis in RP1.. we’re getting there folks!

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

@Schultz_Report That’s the first Hail Mary I’ve ever seen only go for 14 yards and get picked

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

@Schultz_Report Yeah half your team is in don’t get hurt mode because they know you can’t get it done and they seen Tyreek get his leg folded.. they don’t believe in you anymore guy

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

So Peacemaker S2 finale was a montage set to a song about “fuckin my heart in the ass” followed by * another * montage of the crappy band playing the very shitty intro song at a boat party. Great job with season 2!!!

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

@usanewshq There’s nothing Jesus liked better than giant idols in his image!!

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

@DHSgov All of these kids are just bored suburban white kids who like to break shit. They literally have zero interest in politics.

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

It just wouldn’t be cruel enough if the Mariners lost in regulation!!

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

Nobody: Use The Force, Luke!!

Mariners: We’re trying!!!

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

The Mariners just trying to win with dumb luck. No bunt no sac fly no pulling it in.. just whiffin since the 8th

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

@FirstTake @stephenasmith Yall up here giving Henny free press talkin bout it was a bad decision.. 👌🏻

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

Wendy’s has lost their damn mind, they had the best Sweet ‘n Sour packs in the game!!

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

There should be a show where a random McDonald’s for one day proactively tries to get customers to start swinging

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

Otter Pops don’t have the little characters printed on the plastic anymore 😔 How’m I ‘posed to know about Alexander the Grape?!

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

Please join me today in peaceful protest of the deportation of American citizens and the military occupation of LA, among other things!! #NoKingsProtest

I’ll see you out there!!

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

The double decker is the apex of taco design and Taco Bell has not been the same since it turned its back on it.

[Ben Stahl @ralphredimix]

Yo Brazillian honey bees are on some wild shit for real