Tendani 🦍

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What's a reasonable "talking stage" duration?

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Question to the rich kids: When was the first time you clocked that your parents are loaded, and what made you clock it?

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@AndyCocaine Genuine question though: why do okes gatekeeper car meets and breakfast runs? (especially the car-fluencer okes on the socials)

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@JosiahThobejane @PRASA_Group They don't have that service back running yet. Use Onelogix company. Out of all the trucking quotes you'll do, they'll come out the cheapest. (plus they run a very professional service)

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@theeignorantfuk Please look up what gentrification is. Thereafter, we can engage further on your statement. 🤝🏽

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🤣🤣🤣...To do well in the Champs league, you need a top performing goalie in that season. Remember you are playing against other great teams from other leagues, so they'll always create good chances to score as well.

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PSG vs Liverpool highlights

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@tshonaphantsi Myekeni a pheke! 😏🤭

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Also called it with us needing an impact player. Scored with his first touch. 🤣

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@SirNtzee If we make good changes though. A lot of starting guys are losing possession unnecessarily.

Hoping the subs brought in will do better. 🙏🏽

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And Ali wins man of the match. Called it!

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Alisson is our best player on the pitch today. 😔 #PSGvsLIV

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Alisson is our best player on the pitch today. 😔 #PSGvsLIV

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@Lesufi Please start with JHB CBD. A significant number of traffic lights haven't been working over there in many years now. 😔

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@SirNtzee If we make good changes though. A lot of starting guys are losing possession unnecessarily.

Hoping the subs brought in will do better. 🙏🏽

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What did you learn from your past relationship?

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@SizweDhlomo Can you please now assist to fix the many traffic lights which haven't been fixed in months & years all over Jhb. Cc @CityofJoburgZA

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On the N3 northbound (just after the Germiston offramp), the steel bars have elevated very high up from the road-surface on the low bridge. Especially on the 2 lanes on the right. If you come at speeds over 80kmph, you'll most likely damage your rims &/or tyres. @SANRAL_za???

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@bozzie_t @SizweDhlomo @CityofJoburgZA why mara????

Even in Jhb CBD, some lights haven't been fixed in years. What's up? Is there no budget? There's something we not being told.

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@SizweDhlomo Yo bro, can you please invite someone from @CityofJoburgZA in charge of maintaining traffic lights to come shed light why many traffic lights are no longer working & haven't been fixed in months (some even in years). We need answers man. Cc @Solphendukaa @KayaON959

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1/5: done ✅

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@Bria_Gumede That extra travel is no longer necessary, Uber & Bolt have changed the game. 😅😂🤣🤣

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@UnplayableZA Whichever lawyer Chippa Mpengesi is using for his employment contracts is the best labour lawyer in SA. 😅👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

(Also considering their staggering coaches turnover rate 🥵)

I don't think I a can recall a case of someone taking him to the DC or Fifa.

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@FabrizioRomano 🕯️for @TheRealPitso to get this coaching gig. 🙏🏽

I really wanna see what he can do in a well funded team in the Roshn Saudi League. 😎