Aly Green

Lover of redbull, Taylor swift, dill pickle sunflower seeds and shiny objects.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im gonna start a service where i, a 27 year old (wise) help 23 year olds (naive) figure out if their boyfriend is a loser or not before they waste their mid 20s w him

[bug girl @buggirl]

my biggest fear is that i’m actually like 4 months pregnant at any given moment and i have no idea until it’s too late and then i will have no other choice but to push a giant creature out of my vagina. i would rather get my head chopped off i think

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

everyone i know who’s anti weed is straight up the biggest alcoholic ive ever met

[spøøky em @joshspankindun]

if you’re an anti-hero girlie did you remember to take your meds this morning?

[nat @chasingfourtune]

some of yall weren't bullied growing up for being the taylor swift girl and it's SHOWING.....it wasn't cool n trendy years ago to stan taylor

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s actually, I think, very funny how utterly insufferable I am going to be with 13 new taylor swift songs to talk about

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Someone said, “What are we supposed to do…recycle the same outfit for years?”

And that’s the truly the fundamental disconnect because I’m like, “Yes! You should wear stuff for years!”

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

The truth is your parent might never understand you, may never understand how childhood impacted you, or may never approve of you in the way you’re seeking. The gift of adulthood is: no longer looking for people to give what they’re not capable of giving.

[joanna schroeder @iproposethis]

Women married to men LOVE to complain about husbands, but few admit that being married doesn't live up to the hype that our society places upon it.

We are drowned wedding culture & expectations for women to be married all while utterly unprepared for what marriage actually is.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

This can’t possibly be the same 9pm I used to be starting to get ready for a night out at

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if you can’t handle me when I’m off my meds, that’s completely reasonable i am a nightmare

[Aly Green @ramblinglyssa]

@littlewhitty @NeedsMoreNekos 🤣

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG