Tom

If you are wondering why I’m so funny, it’s because I used to be fat.

[Tom @rambotommy]

@arnie_parnie 😜

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@JaseWtrs @IsabelOakeshott HA HA HA! What does she expect?

[Joseph Kahn @JosephKahn]

Rolling Stone ranked @MariahCarey as the 5th greatest singer of all time. The four ahead of her are dead, therefore she's the greatest singer alive. Living legend.

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@jayp4kz Same! It’s so great

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@putasinghonit Jennifer Hudson

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Ellie from Superdrug has been made a Dame in the New Year's Honours, the Palace confirms.

[Matthew Farren @mjafarren]

That Sam Smith photograph is probably the only time I’ve seen my kind of body type in the media and the way you’ve all reacted to it reminds me why I never take my shirt off in public.

[Alex Kealy @alexkealy]

Julia Hartley-Brewer:

[Chaimaaء @Chaimaa2_]

Just experienced the most disgusting racism from a waitress at Yalla Yalla restaurant off Oxford St. They ruined what was meant to be a nice evening out with my family

[Liam @LiamLambrini]

imagine being married 5 times and having killed 4 of your husbands, all before you’re 40, a queen 👸🏼 #EastEnders

[Tom @rambotommy]

Slay

[K-Pop Semen Hunter @EmilioEmm]

Took a look at the Santa Tracker and I—

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@JontyUsborne Merry Crisis x

[Noah @noahgimmemoah]

Merry Christmas to the women who raised me

[Tom @rambotommy]

@peps133 Did you get it? Tell me you got it?

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@dealzjr

[Tom @rambotommy]

Morning coffee (taken this morning)

[Tom @rambotommy]

@SocialistNHS Yes. Put my taxes up, pay them what they are worth.

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@aaassshton This made me LOL 👏👏

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@GreendressQ @LoveDrought808 @chartdata She danced, Ashanti sang the songs