Fast Food First Lady

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

“ So yes it is another cockamamie scheme but whatever “- J.Kamp

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Unwilling to pay costly vet bill, Pirates opt to have Pirate Parrot put down. More at 11.

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

“Rigs”- B (rigatoni)

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

Things started going to shit when they started closing down all the rollerskating rinks.

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Oh to be a fat mouse mispronouncing Cinderella’s name as Cinderelly

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

I’m like if a junk drawer was a person

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

“but they were different weird. not our kind”- my sister

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i mean fuck i like soup i like broth i like gettin warm i like garlic i like to stir i like sweatin onions and pourin stock and cookin stew, i like adding bay leaves too

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

Remembering when he said “that drive thru is double cheeked up!”.. because both lanes were packed at the new coffee shop.

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

“I’m not a random weird, I’m just a weird”- J.B.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Carpe diem. Seize the day, friends. Make your lives extraordinary.

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

288 pages of a good fucking time.

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

We had stuffing & hot dogs with sauerkraut/Old Bay for brunch.

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

The deli worker in Ohio knew what chipped ham meant 🥲

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

Huge blue jay at my feeder for the 1st time today has me shook.

[꩜ @adorewordss]

virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

[Fast Food First Lady @RamenDavis]

Team Hawk Watch 2024-2025 is about to be alerted to a change of plans.

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Soup Watch 2025 has begun

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.