Ramrai Naik

Helplessly Irrelevant.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

If you are good at something, do it for the payslip, if you are very good at something do it for the invoice.

[Don Tippler @MrTippler]

Getting used to and even starting to enjoy staying indoors under lockdown is called Stockhome Syndrome.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Sorry to have to repeat this again:
Free Speech is ALL speech.
Even the speech that you find repugnant. You are either for ALL of it or...
you are for none of it.
We don’t need people deciding FOR us what to think, see or hear.
That’s a load of totalitarian crap.

[Pravir Rai @raip74]

My grandfather Munshi Premchand, a Kayastha Hindu, learnt Urdu from Maulvi saheb. He became the greatest Urdu-Hindi writer of all time.
What has language got to do with religion?

[Sailing Cloud @twinitisha]

Groupism has ruined Twitter.

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

1970: One more lane will fix it.
1980: One more lane will fix it.
1990: One more lane will fix it.
2000: One more lane will fix it.
2010: One more lane will fix it.
2020: ?
via @avelezig

[Paresh Rawal @SirPareshRawal]

There is no shame in apologising when one is wrong ... I apologise to @drkafeelkhan

[Shuchi Singh @theshuchisingh]

Instead of getting all worked up over why certain people tweet about certain stuff, here's what you can do:
1. Ignore
2. Unfollow
3. Mute
4. Block

Twitter doesn't belong to your papa. People will write what they want to write.

[Nidhi Razdan @Nidhi]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: our obsession with Pakistan is embarrassing. The Indian media doesn’t look beyond Pakistan when there is so much more to India’s foreign policy; even our election campaigns are dominated by rhetoric on Pakistan.1/n

[Shekhar Kapur @shekharkapur]

Hey @BBCWorld .. each time you call #kashmir ‘Indian Occupied Kashmir’ I keep wondering why you refuse to call Northern Ireland ‘British Occupied Ireland’ ?

[Dr Nandita Iyer @saffrontrail]

Among many memorable
@CafeCoffeeDay
experiences
- this one touched me.
2010, I was traveling with my toddler son. Had forgotten to carry milk. I asked CCD to fill a bottle for me, charge me for 2 coffees. They refused to bill it. RIP #VGSiddhartha, your brand will live long.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Happy Birthday MSD. You did the impossible to me. You brought my introvert ass on the streets in the middle of the night to celebrate with thousands of others. Twice.

#HappyBirthdayDhoni

[The Lying Lama 2.0 @KyaUkhaadLega]

Pakistan has won the toss and decided to take the coin to double their forex reserves.

#IndvsPak

[Kunal Purohit @kunalpurohit]

Unpopular opinion on Twitter, but here's what I found in my travel across Jharkhand and UP. People are always not voting for Modi because they are rabid right-wingers, fans of nationalism etc. Many are voting simply because their lives are better off now. (Thread)

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

Not at all sir, I would be truly happy if no one goes hungry in India, no farm suicides, jobs are plentiful.. and yes, if you attended/spoke in parliament a little more often!😄👍🙏

[Deep Halder @deepscribble]

Shivraj Singh Chouhan may be defeated anytime now, but have to say this about him. The newspaper I edit from Bhopal has been very critical of him and his policies. He never hit back. In any other state perhaps I would have lost my job. #Elections2018

[anand mahindra @anandmahindra]

I can vividly remember when young Uday Kotak-a freshly minted MBA-started his company out of a single room in downtown Mumbai. What an inspiring story of entrepreneurship & creation of wealth in the RIGHT way. So proud of you Uday! https://t.co/hFs6niZPHJ

[Deewan. @NKDeewan]

How RaGa became party president.