RAMTurtle 🎗️

Geographer and Carolina Sports fan
22, He/Him
Alt (Privated): @RAMTurtle_alt

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

Ignore my lack of a profile picture and banner, but I've finally moved to BlueSky, trying to find other migrators to follow

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

RAAAAALLLLLEEEEIIIGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

COME TO OUR PARADE!!!!!!!

[Dr. Sabreena Ghaffar-Siddiqui @sabreenaGS]

The president of the United States punched a 13 year old child in the face because she bit his penis while she was being forced to perform oral sex on him.

Donald Trump said to her:

“Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be."

After the little girl bit him with her teeth, “he struck her” and said:

“Get this little bitch the hell out of here.”

The man in charge of the largest nuclear arsenals in the world is a violent child rapist.

DONALD TRUMP IS A VIOLENT CHILD RAPIST.

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

2026 and I still ain't got no iPhone 😔

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

2025 and I still ain't got no iPhone 😔

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

Why Oklahoma is consistently dead last in the country in Education:

[University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma]

A statement from the University of Oklahoma:

[Pranav @prank_origami]

if all loves insanity why are you my clarity type shit

[NHL @NHL]

And then there was one... 🌀

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

We're feeling generous today!

RT for a chance to win a Strutting Stormy hat.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA: Defund NOAA!!!

Democrats: Doing that will harm weather predictions.

MAGA: No, it won't!

* Flash flood kill 27 and leave 20 + missing *

MAGA: WHY DIDN'T NOAA WARN US IN TIME!!!!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the gop is the most succesful force of terrorism on the planet. nothing comes close to the metric ton of violence it dishes out overseas and at the domestic level. it directly kills its own voter base with glee as long as it can get better returns for their capital masters

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Heard there was an extra flight to Cancun today!

[Soul Candy @SenatorLuma]

did previous fascist movements feel so stupid to live through

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Here’s RFK’s plan:

1. Claim vaccines cause autism

2. Push vaccine skepticism, lower vax rates

3. Create autism registry - people avoid getting a diagnosis to stay off it

4. Point to the decrease in autism diagnoses as “proof” vaccines cause autism

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

Ignoring the fact that Ace people are oppressed in many parts of the world, the graphic doesn't even imply Ace people are oppressed. Yesterday was also National Caramel Popcorn Day, but apparently it might as well be Fake Oppression Day for fairground food enthausiasts.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag.

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

Caps throw a hissy fit losing 5-1 but Jalen Chatfield's the problem? Canes against the fucking world LMAO stay mad

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

@Explo_Sam oscar

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

@JohnDubuc_ RIP Charlie, so sorry for your loss ❤

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

Yea because weather data that protects millions of lives is a less efficient use of government money than going to the Superbowl or playing Golf, dumbass liberal

[Andrew Freedman @afreedma]

NEW: The Trump admin has informed NOAA that two buildings that are critical for weather forecasting will have their leases canceled. If this comes to pass, it's a really big deal. Includes weather fcst nerve center in College Park, Md.: https://t.co/MAzRvzMLrZ

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

So is this one the DEI's fault also

[RAMTurtle 🎗️ @RAMTurtle_]

My sense of humor is comprised of irony, and so I wish I could be all smug about that above tweet. Unfortunately, these policies are going to kill millions of people, and who knows if we'll even have a democracy by 2028 to fix this, so there's really nothing to be smug about.