runt

_ ~ you're making a mistake ~ _

[runt @rancheroni]

[preparing for a date]
me: what if she kisses me
roommate: you kiss her back, bro
me: ok
me: *thinking* but why her back though

[runt @rancheroni]

@GrandpaJarhead @CFBONFOX @HuskerFBNation defensive*

[runt @rancheroni]

I'm punching you I'm just not IN punch with you

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

I made this thinking it would be funny but now I'm on the verge of a panic attack

[Serg @bonehugsnirony]

Good cop: you want coffee?
Bad cop: where did you hide the money?
Cop that freelances for BuzzFeed: answer these questions to find out what type of criminal you are

[runt @rancheroni]

@Jerrypleasure

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

ME: Your lizard keeps biting me.

THEM: That’s a cactus

[runt @rancheroni]

@badboychadhoy 😬🤭😅

[LANE❤️ @_sunshinefgc]

some of you don’t know what is on netflix and it’s shows

[titty lazers pew pew @an_toad]

WHO IS SOBER ENOUGH TO TAKE US TO TACO BELL

a novel, by an_toad

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

eve: [eats an apple]

god: [had no idea how he was going to explain childbirth] oh now guess what's your fault