senôr poop

that one homie that don't play about Transformers

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

When you smell that SCOTCH EGG

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

BREAKING NEWS from Springfield this evening, as it's reported Homer Simpson has dropped his donut. When asked for comment, he said "d'ohhhh". More updates as they come

This just in,

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

Mumbling as I stumble around the Backrooms "yabba dabba doo"

Something that sounds miles away and right next to me at the same time: "ruh roh raggy"

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

White people are trying to smoke tiramisu

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

Spending $7000 dollars to sonar survey a jam donut to make sure I don't bite into the jam and get it everywhere.

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

Hacking up to spit on a rich businessmans shoes but I go too hard and full force vomit.

And it stinks.

[Evanosaurus “Unrawrl Engine 5.8” Rex @evankinney]

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Previously Took Part In The Infamous “Celery Man” Broadcast, A Paul Rudd-Led Digital Conditioning Operation Involving “Tayne,” “Nude Tayne,” “Nude Tayne With Hat,” “Tayne’s Hat Wiggling,” And Others That No Healthy Society Would Ever Permit To Be Sequenced On Public Networks!

Investigators Are DEMANDING Answers About The Repeated Summoning Of “4D3D3D3,” The Unauthorized Tube Visuals, And The Disturbing Use Of Sensual Staircase Protocols To Lull Viewers Into A False Sense Of Security Before Exposing Them To Full-Spectrum Tayne Content! WHY Did Paul Rudd Ask “Can I Get A Hat Wobble” Unless He Already Knew The Ritual Was Underway?

They Told You It Was A Sketch. They Told You It Was “Absurdist Comedy.” Meanwhile The American People Were Subjected To Raw Celery-Based PsyOps, Nude Digital PORNOGRAPHY, And Paul Rudd COMMITTING ADULTERY. The Pattern Is Hiding In Plain Sight!

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

Bury Triple H under the jail.

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

Inspired by I Play Rocky, I will be performing an 8 hour epic inspired by real events. Releasing at11:34pm, I Go To Bed

[nyara @nyaraVT]

You’re delusional if you believe this is how quickly you get gender affirming care in the UK as a trans person.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

I genuinely feel sick. This is just beyond anything the mind can fathom. And I keep thinking of what Ta-Nehisi Coates said. If you can’t draw the line at the genocide in Gaza, you can’t draw it anywhere else. Moral failure, on a mass and collective scale, brought us here.

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

Movie about Mike Of Jackson

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

Your own. Personal. Druski.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This is an absolutely INSANE thing to say out loud. We killed their leaders in the middle of negotiations because we didn’t like the way they negotiated?!?!

[#Road2TheStar @HollowPoint_USA]

Don't look away.

Your taxes fund this, your leaders support this, your media praises this.

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

They have 11,000 Palestinian prisoners. 2500 children. Each one eligible to be put to death

They are starting the extermination camps

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

My middle name is Pepsi. My first name is Coke. How old am I?

Tired fast food worker over intercom :... uh. Ion know. Fanta?

I take off my glasses and grow hoarse. How did you know

[Praise @tufpraise]

this should hurt to look at. this should make you feel sick. this is one of the worst tragedies in human history and you can see it from space.

[Amerikanets 📉 @ripplebrain]

You can decline to lift a finger against the Israelis for your entire career and help them accomplish decades long goals and stand there and salute their aircraft while they obliterate all your air defense systems and a year or two later they'll be issuing public demands for your murder and referring to you as the head of the snake. There's a lesson there for those auditioning for shabbos goyhood.

[senôr poop @rancidobject]

Bloke just ordered spaghetti at the chippy

[Thomas Kennedy @tomaskenn]

Body cam footage shows 19 year old who was pulled over for a minor traffic infraction, police shoving him to the ground, DHS then lied about him being charged with a felony, and weeks later he dies in Florida ICE detention.