miranda

burrito enthusiast

[Shailene Woodley @shailenewoodley]

do yourself a favor and go watch “call me by your name”. what a mighty salve to help soothe any wound. thank you to the artists behind this treasure.

[WHOLELOTTA LEEKO 🐐 @WholeLottaLeek]

And is this safe on other body parts? ....Asking for my coochie. https://t.co/ZbHn7Xxfhb

[miranda @randadelrey]

when you shave, exfoliate, lather your self in coco butter, and put on a bomb ass outfit and then he cancels

[miranda @randadelrey]

idk but having your heart and your head in two different places fucking sucks

[miranda @randadelrey]

pls tell me your favorite sad songs i’m sad and looking to make myself more sad thanks

[miranda @randadelrey]

I haven’t been active on this account in over a year yikes

[charlie @charlierhia]

wow it's almost like ..... gay people haven't experienced that for hundreds of years ...... but what if?????

[miranda @randadelrey]

I can't believe this is when shameless ended

[miranda @randadelrey]

shameless is dead to me

[miranda @randadelrey]

sorry I get so invested in my fave characters like I can't handle this

[miranda @randadelrey]

literally just dangling the bait to get your best ratings of the entire season and then just writing off a fan fave like it is nothing nah

[miranda @randadelrey]

breaking my silence to say how disappointed I am in the shameless writers and the way Mickey was written off

[miranda @randadelrey]

these last two weeks have been so lit omg

[miranda @randadelrey]

literally makes me so happy that the shameless cast is so close

[miranda @randadelrey]

literally taking a class all about marijuana. college is cool.

[miranda @randadelrey]

already don't dreading going to class tomorrow

[miranda @randadelrey]

rewatching vampires diaries and I remember why I hate Damon so much