Myranda Falconburg

Living in an imaginary universe

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

@meet_cleo

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

ungifted Genji going in boxes looking for NMT #acnhvillagerinboxes #acnh #nmt #acnhgenji

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

@BestBuySupport I need to make a complaint but i don’t have a phone available can someone help me

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

@FortniteGame So... y’all guna wait around and waste my husbands time or...

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

When @booboostewart was from the T-Squad and was coming right at cha.

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

@itslukefrom5sos That's so sad

[Crystal Leigh🤍 @crystalleigh]

this whole culture of glorifying drug use like “hey kids look at me! I do xanax/coke/perc recreationally & post it on insta religiously, i’m so faded I can barely speak or open my eyes but look-guns!” thing has to stop. it’s not cool, it was never cool, & you all look like idiots

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

@FranzBakery what is this? :c

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

@haleyjojarjar should really msg mee

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

@itslukefrom5sos Put silver tape over fuck.

[kelly 🌝 @qennbadgley]

me: *texts back*
him, 30 seconds later: *calls me*
me: *screams and ignores the call*
me an hour later: sorry i fell asleep

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

@sammstockton https://t.co/Q3D40yYfyz

[kelly 🌝 @qennbadgley]

me looking at ryan reynolds with a baby: god please plant one inside me

[kelly 🌝 @qennbadgley]

its too bad things didnt work out when edward cullen wanted to date me

[J O E J O N A S @joejonas]

😏

[arzaylea @Arzaylea]

my lyft driver has pokémon gym badge pins on his hat, i complimented him& he goes.."thanks. it's the only proof i have that i go to the gym"

[Myranda Falconburg @randafal15]

@itslukefrom5sos Omf I always get pissed at those girls when I did 4h you wore what you shoveled poop in lmao

[john @jayfields_]

Found this blue crawfish at work, rt for 2 years of good luck