Derek Randall

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

@neiltyson @NASA People will say it’s fake...

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

Way to go, America. Glad to see we fit in with with the rest of the world

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

@CorbinReiff @mymorningjacket definitely

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

Sums up 2020 - “Do you have any Tylenol?...nah nah, just aleve...” @floatingaction

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

Best thing about COVID, is that I’ve told my son that the “elf on the shelf” is in quarantine.

[KIII 3 News @kiii3news]

Plans to file a bill to legalize marijuana and medical marijuana have been announced by Texas Senator-elect Roland Gutierrez. https://t.co/IHfuadCXPk

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

@BrianMuraresku Fantastic book and info. Loved it. It was “dope”

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

Dope as fuck. Can’t come soon enough

[Org Music @orgmusiclabel]

Coming this December: Dream Sitch, a new collaboration between @naumichael & Seth Kauffman (@floatingaction), who wrote/recorded/mixed the album remotely during quarantine; 10 songs in 10 days. Vinyl is out on 12/4, as a co-release with our friends @piaptk. Pre-orders coming soon

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

@xbox @apple can we design a remote w/ a sliding switch that locks the remote? I cant be the only one who loses the remote in the blankets and changes the channel while looking for it. At least you can turn the xbox remote off, but a simple lock switch? Make it happen, please

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

@Bonnaroo why on god’s earth did y’all edit MMJs show and setlist. Have you no decency!?!? God save your souls...

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

@Turkuaz killin it...in the most politically correct way

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

Crazy stupid

[Tuk @mqloya]

If that was the last time the @astros are crazy.

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

https://t.co/UzIPK89hXN

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

@JasonIsbell Yeah, Jason. Didn’t you know, alcohol makes you holy and gives you a clear state of mind? What an idiot...

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

https://t.co/S2JIcnfCWW

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

Enter the Rogue Guitar Shop Pedal Giveaway! Win a FREE Pettyjohn Electronics ROUS Distortion Guitar Pedal! https://t.co/7hmkpPLiIx @RogueGuitarShop

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

“So...’What is reality?’ And the answer is, ‘There is no such thing’” - Deepak Chopra

[Okkie Tenggala @okkie48]

@realDonaldTrump

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

@espn @Ask_Spectrum When I’m watching a show on your app, can you make it where I’m able to pick it back up, from where I last stopped watching?

[Derek Randall @randall_derek]

@drewbrees damn, homie. You should probably just go ahead and retire. Don’t think this is gonna be your year.