Mutatis Mutandis

Peripatetic instructor of rhetoric and other communication arts.

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@MerriamWebster God Bless Mitch Hedberg!

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@audgeindy @AviMayer Your misuse of the word “genocide” is a blatant libel that only gets traction because of Jew hate. Get comfortable with being called an antisemite—it’s what you are!🇮🇱

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@WestHamPlace Gooners ftw

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@mr_kelly10 Men need to get a grip. Don’t make this weird with your preschool daughter

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@HananyaNaftali Good. Get this performative nonsense out of commencement ceremonies!

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@NickKristof @KristofFarms Your son is a propagandist and a liar!

[Ella Ke @EllaTravelsLove]

Have you noticed that the same people who would have a total meltdown over a non-Mexican wearing a sombrero because of "cultural appropriation" are the exact same ones who've been wearing a keffiyeh everywhere for the last 3 years?

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@NBCSportsSoccer @Arsenal What a cool video!

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The Arsenal squad was losing their minds as they watched City draw which made them Premier League champions!

(🎥 @Arsenal )

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@AlpacaAurelius Don’t profile this orc!

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@RealEmirHan Fuck that Jew hater

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@ClaudiaWebbe Making up a new definition of genocide that applies only to the one Jewish nation on Earth is exactly anti-semitism!

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

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@EmmaVigeland Not as cringe as your hateful clickbait!

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@yaelbt Your answer can be found in the Yiddish. He wants us to forever live in powerless diaspora

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

A deafening roar reverberates around North London as Max Dowman scores a stunning and historic Arsenal goal in stoppage time.

(🎥 @JPW_NBCSports)

[ً @prinkasusa]

I received a wedding invitation. At the bottom it said:

“Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the wedding.”

I was confused, so I read it again and again. It's been an hour & I'm still confused!

Am I invited or not??

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

My daughter announced they are doing a unit on Anne Frank at school over dinner.

My son loudly announced Anne Frank is a lie. He said it with his entire chest.

The room erupts. There is plentiful evidence of Anne Frank. I’ve been to camps in Germany and Poland myself you can’t even go there with me. I ask him who the hell told him that?!?

He is *insistent*. We are all wrong. We have been fooled.

His sister finally said BRUH SHE WAS REAL.

My son: “pssshhh you can’t be BLIND AND DEAF and TALK THAT GOOD and FLY PLANES BRUH YOU ARE ALL SO DUMB

me:………………. Are you talking about Helen Keller?

my son:……………. Oh yeah my bad. HELEN KELLER IS NOT REAL.

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@NME @KNEECAPCEOL F*&k those anti-semite poseurs! They suck!

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@RachelMoiselle Thanks Rachel for being a voice of reason and humanity at an insane moment in public discourse.