Cindy

Professional history student. Judge Judy is my hero. Anglophile. #FantasyFootball 🏆

[Cindy @randfann]

@LeaderJohnThune Lol.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Not satisfied by the shellacking they just got, Republicans are hellbent on losing even harder in 2028 LMAO.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

🚨🚨 Fucking UNBELIEVABLE!!

The newly elected Senate Minority Leader!!

The Senate Republicans are hopeless!!

[Bobby Howard @BobbyHowardOK]

This absolutely rocks. Credit to Tennessee for having the guts to play it.

[Jessie Bates III @jlbiii3]

ATL Forever Grateful! 🖤 #JustBelieve

[Zach Borg @IceBorg]

MUST SEE VIDEO!!!!

THE STANFORD BAND PLAY REINCARNATED!

Bennett County with a miracle play to reach the 9A State Title Game and defeat Kimball/White Lake 45-44 on the last play of the game!!!!

(Courtesy LiveTicket TV)

#SDPreps

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Republicans Wishing There Had Been Some Kind Of Act They Could Have Passed To Save America https://t.co/dSeYH5awVJ

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

They are literally telling us that if Democrats are winning they will call the races early, but if Republicans are winning they won't call the races until tomorrow or later.

That is literally what they are saying, without any exaggeration.

They are telling this to us straight up, to our faces.

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

This is quite simply brilliant.

[Cindy @randfann]

OMG. I hate fantasy football. Time for me to retire from this mess.

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

Tesla has Cybercabs with skeletons driving around Texas today

Elon won Halloween

[Prello @DPrello]

There has never been a box of ballots discovered after the election that contained 100% Republican votes. Strange.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Oh look that thing that never happens is happening again

[Gail Alfar @gailalfaratx]

Let’s get this straight: at 2:30 a.m., a 71-year-old man wanders the freeway. A Tesla on FSD avoids him well, only skimming his side, but another car hits and kills him. What’s going on with these stories flooding the news?

[Luke 🇺🇸 @lateforapex]

Falcons look like they're about to invade Poland

[Joshua Cho @jbchoknows]

Fantasy football is the only hobby where you can spend 10 hours researching, make the statistically correct decision, and still lose to a guy who set his lineup hungover in the bathroom on Sunday morning.

And we’ll all be back next week. 😂

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

What a huge win for Coach Golesh and the Auburn Tigers!

Congrats!!

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Now Jacoby Brissett gets to target Trey McBride and Michael Wilson 43 times a game instead of 40

[Sean @scs_real]

I was dying then I died now I'm dead

[Dan Reese @DanReese21]

My daughter's middle school has the most direct fundraising strategy and I'm here for it.

We can skip the whole charade.