Calvin

[Calvin @rando_guy]

Fun parenting saying of the day:”you can’t eat yout lunch with a spatula!”

[Calvin @rando_guy]

Wife asked me whether I wanted to be called dad or daddy by our child? I responded with "Father?", "Darth? Anakin?"

[Calvin @rando_guy]

Nuts... Wal... Nuts.

[Calvin @rando_guy]

@Jenna_Marbles your dogs are in Northern Canada!!

[Calvin @rando_guy]

Eating healthy?

[Calvin @rando_guy]

"How many butter is in this kale chips?"-@brittanyboyd

[Calvin @rando_guy]

Dart wars!

[Football Sask @FootballSask]

Coach @CoachPeteUW discussing Tackling in Football Today @NikeCoyFootball

[Calvin @rando_guy]

"Alley, you're worse than a pirate toddler!" -@BrittanyBoyd

[Calvin @rando_guy]

"I like you light toasted, unless you're a bagel, then I like you well toasted." -@BrittanyBoyd

[Ted Miller @TedMillerRK]

Sorry, Kate, but I'm happily married. Please stop calling "@KateUpton: I'm waiting. Will you be my hero? https://t.co/YUpsPbLr48”

[Calvin @rando_guy]

@LnHnz I showed @BrittanyBoyd the picture, she said "why is Pocahontas there?"

[Calvin @rando_guy]

"Trains are so conceited, 'toot toot in here!'" @BrittanyBoyd

[Calvin @rando_guy]

@LnHnz don't worry it gets much "better"!

[Calvin @rando_guy]

"If you can't feel the fur on my nose, how will you know how much I love you" #catproblems

[Calvin @rando_guy]

@LnHnz it would look a little silly without the ears

[Calvin @rando_guy]

#homelesshipster

[Calvin @rando_guy]

"I like having it, because I like fire" @BrittanyBoyd

[Calvin @rando_guy]

No more Mr nice fellow

[Calvin @rando_guy]

"He's got a gangster mullet!"- @BrittanyBoyd