Random American

I play games and I make puns.
Terrible, terrible puns.

Constitutional Conservative.
Anti-Environmentalist whose carbon footprint is far less than Al Gore's.

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@NRSC How about you all start putting people out in blue states to make the case against Socialism.

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@toys_retro He's not mad. He's just disappointed.

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@nekostan0758 @PedroRonchi2 I was born here. I am natively an American. YOU can piss off.

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@TheJackCochran @ShadyGrin ...
And here I was about to send them weapons and a martial arts instruction book.

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@Albert__Priada @ByronYork Moot point.

If it was a mute point we wound not have to hear them go on about it.

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@realpattijones @ByronYork THESE people didn't. The lines of people that did largely died off fighting the World Wars.

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@SerpentorsLairX Can Cobra Commander control a Cobra Condor competently?

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@toys_retro Want to be evil? Take a piece and replace it with a different one from another set.

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@SerpentorsLairX "Man Denies Food to Local Wildlife After Maiming It"

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@ReviewsPossum I never thought that at all. Was sick of the villain being killed in super hero movies of the time. One of the most entertaining elements of super heroes was how they related to reoccurring antagonists.

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@NewAgeWriter2 @KBAndersen Turns out I am a human... who is really sick of having my tax dollars wasted.

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@capecodtimes Good.

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@JenTusch @TheDemocrats No. Stop it.

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@LeadingReport We are not stopping them. We might even help fund their leaving if they ask nicely.

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@MostlyPeaceful You have to first solve for Y.

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@latkejack @the_jefferymead Citing Medium as a source of anything is pretty pathetic.

Also, not the fake quote you quoted, but as someone pointed out, you are misusing that line too.

All you people have are lies and misinformation. Sad really.

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@SerpentorsLairX The comic book part of my brain wants to complain.

The part of my brain that grew up in the 70s is telling the other part to sit down and shut up.

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@MostlyPeaceful I can comprehend it. I am just waiting for someone to use the images in the next round of memes.

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@ClassicGIJoe Now days it is all too easy. Matching the correct parts is the greater challenge once the O-rings deteriorate.

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@TheJackCochran It sure is a catsy tune.