Random American

I play games and I make puns.
Terrible, terrible puns.

Constitutional Conservative.
Anti-Environmentalist whose carbon footprint is far less than Al Gore's.

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Quote of the Day : "In this episode of All's Quiet on the Frontal Lobe..."

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@BlueJays So you came on here to announce that you all are bitches. Got it.

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Quote of the day : "People don't kill franchises, Gunns do!"

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@KariLake The time for that was BEFORE the last election.

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@bluelivesmtr We have guns for a reason.

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@TheJackCochran He's adorably malicious.

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@toys_retro I miss the lights.

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@SerpentorsLairX The right to keep and bear arms... shall be turned into a child's toy.

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@LuxWire @LeadingReport You think they will let us?

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@DeanMackeyX @LeadingReport I don't believe we did. What we didn't do is secure our voting system.

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@SenSanders And 100% of that is bullshit.

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@SerpentorsLairX Well if it was a one on one battle, definitely Flash. Firefly isn't really about straight on conflict.

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@toys_retro I still find those discs in old toy lots.

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@LeadingReport Why would you bother citing CNN?

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@SerpentorsLairX Never had that. But managed to get the Lego Death Star which was close to the same thing.

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@TheJackCochran “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s a park... and we have a wombat.”

"Hit it."

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@nypost If you tax something, there are less people who will want that thing.

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@HedAndersvldl @CatholicArena No, they just destroyed small businesses and stopped people from attending church the last time they had power.

Did people just forget all of what happened during COVID that they in any way think Democrats should have power again?

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@RonDeSantis I don't see that happening.

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@corememunlocked I need some period accurate clothes, old money and a time machine.

Not just for the prices, I want to go back to when McDonalds buildings looked fun.