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Photographer, 49ers fan, and sometimes a Ninja. All of my tweets should end with a #nobodycares.

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We can say Merry Christmas again. #bebest #bidenharis2020

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Whatever happens I hope that Jared Kushner can just go back to playing the possessed puppet in scary movies.

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And yet, too close for comfort, honestly.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

Dixville Notch, NH just announced their returns:

@JoeBiden 5
@realDonaldTrump 0

LFG!

#JoeBiden

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@kayvee_ If it sounded fake with no personality or moral compass, it might have been Mark Zuckerberg.

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@ShamsCharania @wojespn is going to throw hands on sight. Watch out.

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@chrissyteigen Pimpin' ain't easy.

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@kayvee_ That's sounds like a personal dilemma. 😂 In the end, you still spend the same money. Just depends on when/how you want to spend it. Same difference, in the long run.

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@kayvee_ Just get the tp link. They're all going to be about the same at that price point. Almost any should last you a couple of years, or more.

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@kayvee_ What do you need it to do?

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@kayvee_ @nomadicmatt I was kidding. But I do use Instacart also.

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@nomadicmatt Was going to go to Costco to renew my membership, but screw that.

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@Tekwani Same here. I'm not proud of it.

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@EnvysJustice @chrissyteigen Are you a fluid expert or is it just me? 😂

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Own the libs by drinking Clorox bleach.

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Is this the longest Donald Trump has gone without having a vacation and/or golf? That's probably why he's anxious to re-open the country.

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Now there's going to be a war just to give oil back. #oilprice

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All of Florida is Florida Man now.

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@middleageriot Art