J.A. Baum

Majestically awkward, unapologetically weird and short. Former Fisheries Biologist turned stay at home Mom.

[J.A. Baum @random_pirate27]

@GRRMspeaking Please tell me you are gonna finish A Song of Ice and Fire. It is literally what my husband and I bonded over in the early 2000s as friends and our 12 yo is named Arya! (Before HBO series!)

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Just finished @yourewrongabout last episode on @JessicaSimpson and seriously have so much respect for her. Another woman whom deserves an apology for gross media/societal BS she went through.

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@DanaSchwartzzz @NobleBloodTales It’s here!!!!

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@Ruggable #MrWaffles approved

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@erinmcallahan @MintMilana Yupp

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2years ago I drove through the snow to see @KarenKilgariff and @GHardstark live at The Lyric in Baltimore!! #ssdgm

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@thefaithasaurus @StevenRayMorris I call out “Mr Waffles, Jumanji needs your help.” (Like Nigel from the remakes) He runs over and chirps to see what I called him for.

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@adeleparks No, 39

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@KarenKilgariff SpooOOOooky Christmas!!!!

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@KateFurek I know they are actually plus but Evri at Kohl’s has some that are great the smallest size fit me and I usually wear a 14 in their straight sizes

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Fascinating.

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I think I could listen to @DanaSchwartzzz read just about anything. All caught up on #NobleBlood

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@chrissyteigen Love for your family in this hard time. I know the feeling ❤️

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https://t.co/nlezY275Uw @KarenKilgariff check this out!!!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

If you haven’t seen this, there is a reason why this is getting a lot of attention.

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@KarenKilgariff Well, guess I got that going for me

[Effin' Birds @EffinBirds]

Gang, just putting it out there that Effin’ Birds — a social media cartoon that is nothing but birds and swear words — paid $24,000 in taxes last year

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@avaritious This is Mr Waffles

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@JimGaffigan Seeing you trending reminded me I could watch your comedy specials on Netflix for a lighter mood. Thanks for everything!

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@LibyaLiberty Sorry, i phrased that badly. I meant anyone there.