*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social*

“I licked pills 💊, booze 🥃, and the funny farm. I don’t need anybody or anything!”

[*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* @randombitsofwow]

@estherannaa @battymamzelle I didn’t believe this until I went to Disneyland and took very few photos. I have such clear memories of the park and experience because I was actually experiencing it and not on my phone

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

i think a lot of people are confusing accommodation with just like, being able to do whatever you want all the time

[Mr. Pibb Zero Sugar Nationalist @kallaeum]

@telephonehigh @pueringeniosus i just don't fundamentally believe not being able to see phoebe bridgers second hand on a phone camera counts as a form of oppression

[*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* @randombitsofwow]

Potatoes would have made me end it there

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

I would fall to my knees if I was allergic to all of this😭

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @taste_of_tbone]

You’d think you’d hear from people who have been to no-phones concerts explaining that it’s fine and makes the show better. Unfortunately, every single one of them died of medical complications mid-show or was kidnapped

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

Look I can't be the only person who's having whiplash from the speed from which we went to "vaccinations should be optional and not everyone is meant to survive childhood" to "you can't abort a disabled fetus."

[*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* @randombitsofwow]

@ILoveToTalkFilm This has bothered me since the prequel came out because Anakin wasn’t just a nobody even though he was a slave. I’m supposed to believe people forgot the only human pod racer. That no one would connect the last name Skywalker?

[*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* @randombitsofwow]

@CBD42O Me with the mocking birds earlier this month.

[Christopher Kratovil @chris_kratovil]

It’s deeply odd to me that America is a far less 24/7 hour society today than it was 10, 20, or even 30 years ago. I vividly remember friends from the UK back in 1996 marveling at the fact that in the mid-sized Indiana town where I went college it was possible to buy groceries, clothing, a lawn mower, a snow blower, Lego sets, and bow hunting gear at 3 AM on any given Tuesday of the year. That was peak American Empire, and it’s long gone.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the sun looked so beautiful setting over mamdanistan tonight

[Nyrae @TemiXo_1]

If I were pregnant and informed that my fetus had Down syndrome I would absolutely abort. No amount of social media romanticizing of profound disability would change my mind. Contrary to popular opinion, you need more than love to care for a disabled child.

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

See this is the shit i be talking about!!! Why in the fuck would you put your fucking dog on a FRUIT AND VEGETABLE SCALE?! Keep your (non service) animals at the fucking house! This is disgusting as fuck.

[Damon 📺 @ P4G AGAIN @04digitalman]

my understanding of the backrooms movie is you could fight Ollie from Ollie’s Bargain Outlet in there probably

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Every time I buy groceries I understand a little more about the French Revolution.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

every time I buy a new notebook there is a brief but powerful moment where I genuinely believe I am about to become the most organized human alive

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

hope this helps

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[*elderly millennial too tired to learn new social* @randombitsofwow]

@EmilySm43 Sweet Baby