RandomCPA

Musings of an anonymous CPA.

[RandomCPA @randomcpa]

Tweeting this just so I can pin it

[Charlie Bilello @charliebilello]

60% of the job gains in the US over the last 3 months came from just two sectors:

1) Health Care & Social Assistance: +198k jobs

2) Leisure & Hospitality: +144k jobs

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Be the man operating the grill, not the loser bringing up politics

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Gary Indiana after the Bears move to Indiana

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Knicks have collapsed.

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

A few thousand people in NYC just decided to buy tickets to game 3 instead of fully funding their 401k this year

[Investor_NICK @Investor_NICK_]

$LULU with disastrous earnings. Meanwhile Alo Yoga’s current market campaign is going viral with their mega yacht in the French Riviera and convincing every girl / wanna be influencer to wear their crazy expensive clothing in hopes of maybe getting invited on said yacht lol

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

More than 1,100 University of California math and science professors are urging UC regents to reinstate college-entrance exams, saying that unprepared students are lowering academic standards and draining teaching resources https://t.co/b0v7Pnvfeh

[Seth M. Fisher 🌹🏆 @Misopogon]

Impulsive promotions, incompetent commanders, and a massive expenditure of resources so a political crony can track down his wayward son and recruit him into high government, however, is a <chef's kiss> example of how authoritarian militaries operate.

[Steve McGuire @sfmcguire79]

Two Berkeley professors:

“Admissions offices have fallen victim to ideological capture.”

“We were subject to an academic experiment during the pandemic, which clearly failed. It is time now to return to the SAT and objective measures of merit.”

[RandomCPA @randomcpa]

Joel Zumaya

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

[chris @chrisdfo]

John Keating is my favorite Grand Valley alum

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

NBA Jam had hidden code that made the Chicago Bulls miss last-second shots against the Detroit Pistons.

The creator was a Pistons fan.

So if the Bulls tried to win at the buzzer against Detroit, the game quietly sabotaged them.

Petty coding at an elite level.

[That Guy Rocked CFB @ThatFBGuyRocked]

Tim Biakabutuka.

That guy rocked.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Mike Brown was fired from the Kings less than a year and a half ago.

He was also fired by the Cavaliers, who he just swept, TWO SEPARATE TIMES in his career.

Today, he’s leading the Knicks to their first NBA Finals in 27 years.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

I’m getting older too.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Me looking at this bubble gum ass looking Ferrari

[Justin Ray @JustinRayGolf]

This week, Si Woo Kim led by 5 shots through 2 rounds, shot 68-65 on the weekend and finished 3 back.

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Source: Jack Campbell